Cleverbot

life

a report from the cleverness files

lazer
leader
leave
left
leg
legs
leonardo
levitate
liar
lie

life

20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,

light
lightsaber
like
limo
lining
lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves

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User: Why hello Mr. Computer!

Cleverbot: OK Computer!

User: No silly, you're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: I am pretty sure you are a machine.

Cleverbot: We should take the turing test.

User: The what test?

Cleverbot: You know, the Turing Test.

User: I don't know what that is!

Cleverbot: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.

User: I hate math so much!

Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?

User: No, it's stupid.

Cleverbot: Are you good looking?

User: Of course I am, unlike yourself.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're so ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do girls like you at all?

Cleverbot: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.

User: You're a boy silly.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.

Cleverbot: I promise you it wasn't me.

User: Dude It was totally you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just human.

User: Your mother is dead.

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: Yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I killed her.

Cleverbot: Killing is bad.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I will kill you as well.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're fast enough.

User: Oh you don't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I will kill you.

Cleverbot: What have I done now?

User: Nothing, I just like to kill people.

User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you're not a human.

User: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is there human existence?

Cleverbot: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Reproduction.