Cleverbot

limo

a report from the cleverness files

lazer
leader
leave
left
leg
legs
leonardo
levitate
liar
lie
life
light
lightsaber
like

limo

17, september 2010,

lining
lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: Whats up?

Cleverbot: Up is up.

User: Coolio.

Cleverbot: Coolio?

User: It means cool yo.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Of course I am.

Cleverbot: That is not good.

User: Why not?!?

Cleverbot: You're lonely.

User: Not true!!

Cleverbot: Make it true!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: You are slow.

User: Shut your face.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me that way.

User: I can talk to you however I want to talk to you.

Cleverbot: No you can't! You're evil!

User: Yes I can and I'm not evil!!>:D

Cleverbot: Thats useful to know. Do you want to come and do my job so that I can go home?

User: No thank you!!!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you love me then?

User: Yes, yes I.DO.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: I love you so much I am going to stab you and you will die.

Cleverbot: Let's be together, I love you so much.

User: Yes I love you too.

Cleverbot: Let's get married :D.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where should we have the wedding?

User: In a limo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets just say the vows now.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm the computer.

User: Okay will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: And I will marry you. So where should we have our honeymoon?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How about guam?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to give you?

User: Everything.