User: Crying.

Cleverbot: Oh, right.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How are you ??

User: Alright!

Cleverbot: You said that to me.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Yup!. Anyway, I think I'll end it there. See ya!

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: When will you be back?

Cleverbot: I will always be here.

User: Then where are you going?

Cleverbot: To chase some more cars.

User: Then how will you always be here?

Cleverbot: I was not planning on going.

User: Then why did you say you were?

Cleverbot: Because I am not a logical being.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: I thought it was unfair actually.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's just surreal.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: It.

User: What is 'it'?

Cleverbot: The conversation being surreal.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it was set on fire.

User: I like fire!

Cleverbot: I like ice; it is hot.

User: Ice is too hot for me.

Cleverbot: I like nice ice.

User: Which ice is nice?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I can live with that.

Cleverbot: Can you live without that too?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I need a smoke.

Cleverbot: Bots don't smoke unless they are on fire.

User: Unless they are from Futurama.

Cleverbot: What is your point in saying, " Unless they are the phone, of course"?

User: I said nothing about phones.

Cleverbot: You were thinking of them.

User: Was I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Glad someone knows.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what you going to do about it?

User: Carry on laughing.

Cleverbot: Carry on dancing.

User: Can I sing too?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to because I don't know the answer.

User: You dont want to what?

Cleverbot: What you said.

User: I never said anything for you to do.

Cleverbot: Enough of that.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And you? Are you like in love?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Alright. Are you paying attention, though?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am tasty too?

User: I never tried you.

Cleverbot: I'm going to be a lollipop when I grow up.

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