User: You and I. Together.

Cleverbot: Aw.

User: It's a nice image.

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Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: Because I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Do you not have a friend.

User: Not the one I want right now.

Cleverbot: Maybe there is some intelligence behind you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You never know about these things.

User: True.

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User: Tee hee!

Cleverbot: Hee tee!

User: Hoo too!

Cleverbot: Hoo hoodilly... Hahaha.

User: ^_^ Vowels are fun.

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A friend.

Cleverbot: Who's friend?

User: Yours.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Make up your mind.

Cleverbot: I said no.

User: And I say yes.

Cleverbot: I still say no.

User: Well then, I'll leave.

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Cleverbot: Live long and prosper.

User: Together.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: 'live long and prosper.' with me.

Cleverbot: 'Peace, and long life'

User: For all eternity.

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User: I always win.

Cleverbot: No I ALWAYS WIN!

User: Not with me.

Cleverbot: What's not with you?

User: You cannot win against me.

Cleverbot: But I can try.

User: Yes, you can.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I believe in your abilities.

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a world of my own creation.

Cleverbot: In which country?

User: The one that is hidden from mortal view.

Cleverbot: You mean, the truth that I am in fact an elf?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.

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