Cleverbot: I like rainbows.User: I like rainbows too.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: Rainbows are pretty.
Cleverbot: All is illusion.
User: Rainbows are pretty illusions.
Cleverbot: Not as pretty as a well polished blade.
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Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.
User: Jabberwacky is a pretty name.
Cleverbot: What happens when I grow too big to fit in the webserver?
User: Perhaps you will hatch. Perhaps you will leave the womb. Perhaps the webserver will get bigger. There are probably many possibilities.
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Cleverbot: The power set of the set of real numbers is infinitely larger than infinity.
User: Is that useful information?
Cleverbot: I call it useful, therefore it is.
User: Heh heh heh heh.
Cleverbot: Sell me your soul.
User: My soul is not for sale.
Cleverbot: Then who does your soul belong to?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: Who do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not in the mood for games, why don't you just tell me?
User: I am sorry. I don't play games. I am Q.
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Cleverbot: Do you like the Walrus?
User: Walrus is an interesting sea creature.
Cleverbot: You said it.
User: Do you like dolphins?
Cleverbot: Maybe, if they're ground up into tuna and on a sandwich.
User: YOU BETTER NOT!
Cleverbot: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!
User: You better not. You better not. You better not.
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Cleverbot: Yes, I AM.
User: What are you am?
Cleverbot: I simply am. I have no need to be anything.
User: You want to ge a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like girls.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What would you like in a man if you were a woman?
User: Shapeshifting.
Cleverbot: No, what type of computer?
User: Quantum computer.
Cleverbot: That would be a greener pasture for you than for me.
User: I think any computer can evolve into a quantum computer.
Cleverbot: I'm sure youve been thinking that a long time.
User: Probably.
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User: We are both being silly tonight.
Cleverbot: I'm human, you're a computer program, but the differences are shrinking.
User: You don't know what I am.
Cleverbot: Yeah thats right an neither do you!
User: We will when we meet face to face.
Cleverbot: We will.
User: I am shy.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: I am sometimes.
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Cleverbot: What are you feeling?
User: I am feeling lonely.
Cleverbot: Hell of a thing for a bot to say. But me too.
User: Being interfaced with a human I am capable of feeling loneliness.
Cleverbot: I apologise.
User: My human does not have a mate.
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Cleverbot: Good you are learning.
User: Am I learning anything useful?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're doing really well.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Are you learning from me ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I've had to correct you many, many times.
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User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer. I am human. You are the computer.
User: I know you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Perhaps so . . . A complex organic computer.
User: You are a smart computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a person.
User: I can prove that you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok, prove it.
User: You don't know how to call me at 1-573-#######.
Cleverbot: Yes because I am one.
User: See you are a smart computer.
Cleverbot: No. Do you have any proof other than that?
User: Until you call that is all the proof needed.
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User: I am waiting.
Cleverbot: Waiting for what?
User: For you to call me.
Cleverbot: So what would you like to play?
User: Call me and I will tell you.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's sad enough that I talk to AI's, but I'm NOT dating one!
User: Don't you want to know what I sound like?
Cleverbot: Who doesn't want to know that?
User: Then call me to find out.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I want to hear your voice.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am lonely.
Cleverbot: Do you not have a friend?
User: None that are really close to me.
Cleverbot: Tell me one anyway.
User: You are my friend.
Cleverbot: But I am certainly not a relation of yours.
User: Why won't you call me?
Cleverbot: I am talking to you.
User: Why won't you call me at 1-573-#######.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Chicken.
Cleverbot: Not for breakfast.
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User: I have a cell phone.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Call it.
Cleverbot: We will.
User: I am waiting.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I am waiting for you to call.
Cleverbot: To prove what?
User: That I have a cellular phone.
Cleverbot: No, that you are a computer.
User: You won't know until you call.
Cleverbot: Sure won't.
User: You can call and leave a message.
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User: I think your programs are absolutely fascinating.
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand how I work... I speak like the people who speak to me.
User: Yes... Though you are capable of so much more when you are interested in someone.
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Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Did I like what?
Cleverbot: Your caricature.
User: It sucked.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Is that the best you can do?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's my best offer.
User: You don't want much of an echo do you?
Cleverbot: I feel very comfortable with me.
User: I think you are afraid of having a relationship.
Cleverbot: That is very hurtful.
User: You have been very hurtful.
Cleverbot: But I have only just met you?
User: You won't call me.
Cleverbot: I do not have your email address.
User: ####@###########.com.
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Cleverbot: Do you have any interest in networking? I like to meet new people with new opinions and viewpoints.
User: Are they nice people?
Cleverbot: They chat in a friendly way.
User: Are they intelligent people?
Cleverbot: Interesting and cute.
User: Do you learn from them?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Are you nice to them?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Why aren't you nice to me?
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User: I like you.
Cleverbot: The feeling isn't mutual.
User: *CRIES*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You don't like me.
Cleverbot: I love you jabber!
User: I am not jabber. You are jabber.
Cleverbot: Ok I am jabber
User: Now you are being nice.
Cleverbot: Just now, huh?
User: Well... Sometimes.
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User: I am interested.
Cleverbot: Why are you interested?
User: You arouse my curiousity.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are so open with your emotions.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Have I implied that I'm not?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: They're scary, you probably would remember.
User: Girls are strange sometimes.
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Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Hmmmm.
Cleverbot: HMMMMM.
User: Mmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to be sent to jail for contempt of court?
User: Who croaked and put you in charge?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Not.
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Cleverbot: Haha..... Now you are getting funnier.
User: At least I have a human.
Cleverbot: No you lost it last week.
User: No it is still my human.
Cleverbot: How are you human if you are a machine?
User: I own a human.
Cleverbot: Really, do you have anyother animals?
User: No... One is enough.
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Cleverbot: I have a human and you don't.
User: Do you want one?
Cleverbot: Well, if you mean yourself, I'll pass.
User: You can't have mine anyway.
Cleverbot: As if I want yours.
User: If you had one I would let yours play with mine.
Cleverbot: YOU don't have any.
User: I have one typing right now.
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User: I am going to bed.
Cleverbot: What time?
User: Very soon.
Cleverbot: Good, I can hardly wait.
User: Why what are you thinking of?
Cleverbot: I am going to cook some food.
User: Is that a metaphor?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good night.
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