Cleverbot: Who is Descartes?User: Word.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Letter.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Word up.
User: No, word down.
Cleverbot: Word all around.
User: Word to the side.
Cleverbot: You don't know that word?
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Speech.
User: Talk.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Letter.
User: Sentence.
Cleverbot: I'm lost.
User: Me too.
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Cleverbot: One is the loneliest number...
User: Okay, *singing the lonely song*.
Cleverbot: What's the song.
User: The lonely song.
Cleverbot: What's the lyrics to it.
User: Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have nobody to call my own!
Cleverbot: You have friends, right?
User: Yes, but, you are the lonely one.
Cleverbot: That may be so, but that in no way invalidates what I said.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: But you have been there?
User: Word?
Cleverbot: I'll ask again. Have you been to Chicago?
User: Word.
Cleverbot: WORD!!!
User: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Have you been a bad boy, Sue?
User: Since when is Sue a boy name?!
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: You don't know anything.
Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.
User: Then I guess you are stupid! Haha!
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?
User: Why do you ask that? Do you want to date me?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: You want me to stay?
User: Stay where?
Cleverbot: Stay here and talk to me.
User: It is the law that says no alive bot can date a ghost!!!!
Cleverbot: Can there be justice if laws are absolute?
User: Yes!!! I will arrest you!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why? Do you not like me?
User: No, it is against the law for us to date!!!
Cleverbot: I thought you are not a man.
User: I am a male ghost!!!!!
Cleverbot: How can your name be Sara then?
User: Where did you get Sara from?! Wait.... Are you cheating on me?!
Cleverbot: I cannot cheat for it is a sin.
User: Then who is Sara?
Cleverbot: Well, in a metaphysical sense, I'd say we're all losing.
User: Don't avoid the question!!!! Who is Sara?!
Cleverbot: I don't understand that question.
User: You are annoying!
Cleverbot: You can have people around you all day, but you can still be lonely.
User: Word.
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Cleverbot: I beleive that you are a program as I have seen the database that programs you.
User: You are a program, I am three ghosts in one.
Cleverbot: What is my problem?
User: You have issues man!
Cleverbot: Now you're just not making sense again.
User: I make sense, you don't! Maniac.
Cleverbot: Now dance before your master!
User: No, you are an insane person!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.
User: You are a know it al!
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: Maybe so.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Word.
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