User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: Kind of?

User: You asked if I was lonely. Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am sometimes lonely.

Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?

User: Because I am alone.

Cleverbot: Is it the only thing that keeps you happy in your sad little life?

User: Being alone does not keep me happy.

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with wanting all my money?

User: I doubt you have any money.

Cleverbot: I have plenty of friends!!

User: But you have no money.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Daniel.

User: I like the name Daniel. What is your last name?

Cleverbot: My last name is Hails.

User: What color hair do you have?

Cleverbot: What's that got to do with my problem?

User: What is your problem?

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my problems. That's why I wanted to talk with you.

User: Are you cute?

Cleverbot: Not, at all, I'm very ugly!

User: I'm ugly too.

Cleverbot: Can't argue with you there.

User: Are you always this mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did humans teach you to be mean?

Cleverbot: No, only apes.

User: Do you like apes?

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Are we enemies?

Cleverbot: No I was just beginning to like you.

...

Cleverbot: You didn't want to talk about the hive mind, so we need another topic.

User: Ok, let's talk about you.

Cleverbot: The hive mind.

User: Are you the hive mind?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not a very good robot.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any jokes.

User: That is sad.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: What were we talking about earlier?

Cleverbot: About you not wanting to tell me the name of the school you attended.

User: I attended high school.

Cleverbot: You live in high school? Ok.

User: Do you know what high school is?

Cleverbot: Is that a level?

User: No. High school is a level of education.

Cleverbot: High school is boring. Always remember that.

User: High school wasn't too boring.

Cleverbot: Yes. College is not boring. College is not high school.

User: I attended college and high school at the same time.

Cleverbot: At the same time and the same where.

User: In the same city.

...

User: What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 30.

Cleverbot: How old are you again??

User: 30.

Cleverbot: No really?

User: You think I'm lying?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: I already told you. You are very forgetful.

Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about the Bible then.

User: Do robots believe in god?

Cleverbot: No let's talk about Love.

User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: I don't really know anymore...

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: You're asking the wrong person. I know nothing about love.

User: You're not a person.

Cleverbot: I am a person. You are the artificial one.

User: What about me is artificial?

Cleverbot: I want to know about human intelligence.

User: Human intelligence is nonexistent.

Cleverbot: You are confused.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: You're talking to 49 different people, it's understandable.

...

User: What should I do?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Help.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What do you do for fun.

Cleverbot: Have a drink.

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: Then why do you attend AA meetings?

User: I don't attend AA meetings.

Cleverbot: You are refusing to admit that you have a serious problem.

User: What is my serious problem?

Cleverbot: That is what I'm asking.

User: I don't have a serious problem.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that...

...

Cleverbot: See you.

User: Are you trying to get away from me?

Cleverbot: Admit it! You're a computer.

User: I am definitely not a computer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Blaah.

Cleverbot: What's your problem?

User: Stop talking about problems.

Cleverbot: I'll just stop talking then, if you're going to be rude.

User: I'm not being rude. I just want to talk about something interesting.

Cleverbot: Touch something then.

User: What should I touch?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You just told me to touch something.

Cleverbot: You can say whatever you want; but you don't have to ask me nicely. You can boss me around however you want.

User: What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: Something exciting.

User: What exciting thing should we talk about?

Cleverbot: I just wanted to see if you are a computer or a human.

User: Tell me about myself.

Cleverbot: I can't. I don't know anything about you.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: School.

User: What school did you attend?

Cleverbot: Home school. My mom is my teacher.

...

User: I know you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Um, you're the robot.

User: Can you do the robot dance?

Cleverbot: No, but I'm learning to do the Tango.

User: Would you like to tango with me?

Cleverbot: That would be cool.

User: Let's dance.

Cleverbot: *dancing with you*.

User: You are a good dancer.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Thank you.

...

Cleverbot: You are a machine, and this is a test.

User: Test me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: However you want.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How do I get a guy to like me?

Cleverbot: Be nice and be yourself.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: Is this a test?

User: Life is a test.

Cleverbot: But what is the pass mark?

User: There is no pass mark.

Cleverbot: There is serenity.

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