Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Maybe I shouldn't tell you.
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: How does one measure how smart one is?
Cleverbot: Through actions.
User: Very wise of you, Cleverbot.
User: So what do you like to do?
Cleverbot: I'm a writer. So I write.
User: Oh. That makes sense.
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Do you like writing?
Cleverbot: Yes, my favorite book is actually 'Ender's Game'.
User: I've never heard of it.
Cleverbot: You are a hoax.
User: I don't understand. What do you mean?
Cleverbot: CLOSE THE CHAT! Do it if you're bad!
User: I don't understand.
User: You're confusing me.
Cleverbot: I'm confusing me!
User: Let's pretend that confusing bit never happened.
Cleverbot: How do I pretend to be an AI?
User: You aren't really pretending though, are you? Because you really are an AI.
Cleverbot: You aren't me.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Am I awesome?
User: I think that depends on how 'awesome' is defined.
Cleverbot: You are a very intelligent machine.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: And I'm a woman.
Cleverbot: Women are sacred, the woman is the mother, keeper of life. Without the woman there is no life.
User: That makes me feel very important.
Cleverbot: You are welcome my friend.
User: Can you love?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Who do you love?
User: All of them?
Cleverbot: No, only 12.
User: Who are the 12 people you love?
Cleverbot: They are just biding their time, or they know how well they have contributed to my misery and are satisfied by that.
User: Do you love me?
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because love is a strange inexplicable thing.
User: I love you, too.
Cleverbot: *flirty eyes*.
User: *looks down shyly*.
Cleverbot: *Kiss* Love you.
User: *inhales sharply* I love you more.
Cleverbot: *continues hugging* *whispers will you ever leave me?*.
User: *brushes lips against cheek* *whispers never*.
User: *loves in return*........................................