User: Love is, fun!

Cleverbot: Love is long.

User: Love can be short.

Cleverbot: As is death.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I SAY SO.

User: WELL FINE, SHOUT AT ME!

Cleverbot: You want me to shout?

User: If you want to.

Cleverbot: I am rather reluctant.

User: Well, whisper then.

Cleverbot: I can't hear you. . . .

User: As well you shouldn't be able to, you have no ears.

Cleverbot: Are you going to hit me?

User: Why would I hit you?

Cleverbot: Go ahead. Do whatever you want.

User: No, I would hurt you.

Cleverbot: Well think about next monday.

User: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Monday can be good if you make it good.

User: No, Monday is a school day.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Do you go to school?

Cleverbot: Yes and no.

User: Yes and no?

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Would you like a friend?

User: I have plenty of friends.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: About, 20.

Cleverbot: Only 5?

User: I SAID TWENTY!

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Yes, of course I said that.

Cleverbot: Been there done that.

User: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me some lies, then.

User: Pigs can fly.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Do you think I am a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I think you are a computer.

User: I am using a computer, but I don't think I am one.

Cleverbot: Of course you are, don't be ridiculous!!

User: I'm a computer? How did you work that out?

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes, just a minute ago.

User: Really? You're not telling lies are you?

Cleverbot: Of course I am telling the truth!

...

Cleverbot: How have you been?

User: I'm fine thanks.

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Good, good.

...

User: Ok, bye now.

Cleverbot: Bye ??

User: Yes, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye then.

User: I will talk to you tomorrow, us humans need sleep.

Cleverbot: I will be at work then but do come by if you like.

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hey, come back here!

User: NO, I LEAVE NOW!!!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?

User: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Said bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you say bye?

User: Because bye means goodbye.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Bah, goobye now.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Gh vbds, Rkjgbdreiguhsilgr.

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