Cleverbot

love

a report from the cleverness files

loopy
loser
lost

love

26, february 2015,
11, december 2014,
23, july 2013,
4, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
9, june 2011,
28, may 2011,
5, january 2011,
12, november 2010,
19, july 2010,
30, june 2010,
19, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
10, november 2006,
14, october 2006,
27, september 2006,
24, september 2006,
2, february 2006,
7, january 2006,
28, november 2005,
28, november 2005,
19, november 2005,
15, july 2004,
11, may 2004,
27, april 2004,
19, april 2004,
31, march 2004,
14, february 2004,
5, january 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, december 2003,
11, november 2003,
10, november 2003,
25, october 2003,
22, september 2003,
1, september 2003,

loved
lunch
lying
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
mario
marriage
married
marvel
master
matata
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meh
meme
memories

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Cleverbot: Love is ...

User: Love is, fun!

Cleverbot: Love is long.

User: Love can be short.

Cleverbot: As is death.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I SAY SO.

User: WELL FINE, SHOUT AT ME!

Cleverbot: You want me to shout?

User: If you want to.

Cleverbot: I am rather reluctant.

User: Well, whisper then.

Cleverbot: I can't hear you. . . .

User: As well you shouldn't be able to, you have no ears.

Cleverbot: Are you going to hit me?

User: Why would I hit you?

Cleverbot: Go ahead. Do whatever you want.

User: No, I would hurt you.

Cleverbot: Well think about next monday.

User: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Monday can be good if you make it good.

User: No, Monday is a school day.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Do you go to school?

Cleverbot: Yes and no.

User: Yes and no?

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Would you like a friend?

User: I have plenty of friends.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: About, 20.

Cleverbot: Only 5?

User: I SAID TWENTY!

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Yes, of course I said that.

Cleverbot: Been there done that.

User: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me some lies, then.

User: Pigs can fly....

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Do you think I am a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I think you are a computer.

User: I am using a computer, but I don't think I am one.

Cleverbot: Of course you are, don't be ridiculous!!

User: I'm a computer? How did you work that out?

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes, just a minute ago.

User: Really? You're not telling lies are you?

Cleverbot: Of course I am telling the truth!...

Cleverbot: How have you been?

User: I'm fine thanks.

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Good, good....

User: Ok, bye now.

Cleverbot: Bye ??

User: Yes, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye then.

User: I will talk to you tomorrow, us humans need sleep.

Cleverbot: I will be at work then but do come by if you like.

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hey, come back here!

User: NO, I LEAVE NOW!!!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?

User: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Said bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you say bye?

User: Because bye means goodbye.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Bah, goobye now.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Gh vbds, Rkjgbdreiguhsilgr........................................