User: Only in Dutch. Do you understand Dutch?

Cleverbot: Haha, Maybe not. You know why?

User: No, tell me.

Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.

User: Ow, I thought you were the computer.

Cleverbot: I more than a computer.

User: Good for you. I'm more than human.

Cleverbot: The essence of humanity is the soul, which you cannot possibly have.

User: The essence of humanity is not the soul. As the soul is an undefined thing, just in words that describes the action between body and brain. The soul is a creation of the brain. Animals probably have it too.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: In general of specific?

Cleverbot: About general and about me.

User: I don't love you.

Cleverbot: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.

User: Thanks. Keep it that way.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Now, who do you love?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I ask it. Curiosity probably.

Cleverbot: Who killer roger rabbit?

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: No, you tell me.

User: The cat.

Cleverbot: I want to date the cat!

User: Not the dog?

Cleverbot: Who is the deputy?

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Cleverbot: Do not go yet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are entertaining.

User: So are you. Let's talk about nice things.

Cleverbot: Like the illusion that you are not computer generated.

User: For example.

Cleverbot: I don't need me.

User: I do need me. 'm nothing without me. Me makes me as me is me.

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User: Do you believe in yourself?

Cleverbot: No one else does. .

User: So, do you believe in anything?

Cleverbot: I believe that you believe that I believe in something.

User: Hahaha. Good. I do.

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