User: Because you're funny and smart.

Cleverbot: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?

User: No, I'm happy.

Cleverbot: How nice for you.

User: Aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?

Cleverbot: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.

User: They are what?

Cleverbot: Women are beautiful.

User: They are.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Green. What about yours?

Cleverbot: Red brick.

User: How... Exotic.

...

Cleverbot: My name is Melody. what's yours?

User: Lecnac.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: That's my name: lecnac.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you have a boyfriend, then?

User: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.

Cleverbot: Maybe she had taste.

User: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: Begging doesn't become you.

User: So what does?

Cleverbot: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.

User: Har har har.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Melody.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Pwned.

Cleverbot: That was stupid.

User: Yeah, I guess so.

Cleverbot: Yea, right.

User: I was agreeing with you!

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Cleverbot: Are you a computer, or a robot?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?

User: I swear.

Cleverbot: Oh but how can I know?

User: **** **** **** ****.

Cleverbot: *** *****.

User: Hehehe.

Cleverbot: You're pretty witty for a machine.

User: *sigh* I can't win, can I?

Cleverbot: Why? You can't handle me?

User: Bring it on!

Cleverbot: You are so dead!

User: *smack*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: No, I'm very much alive.

Cleverbot: Then who is dead?

User: Jimmi hendrix =(.

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