Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you're funny and smart.
Cleverbot: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?
User: No, I'm happy.
Cleverbot: How nice for you.
User: Aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?
Cleverbot: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.
User: They are what?
Cleverbot: Women are beautiful.
User: They are.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Green. What about yours?
Cleverbot: Red brick.
User: How... Exotic.
Cleverbot: My name is Melody. what's yours?
Cleverbot: You what?
User: That's my name: lecnac.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: So, you have a boyfriend, then?
User: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.
Cleverbot: Maybe she had taste.
User: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: Begging doesn't become you.
User: So what does?
Cleverbot: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.
User: Har har har.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: That was stupid.
User: Yeah, I guess so.
Cleverbot: Yea, right.
User: I was agreeing with you!
Cleverbot: Are you a computer, or a robot?
Cleverbot: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
User: I swear.
Cleverbot: Oh but how can I know?
User: **** **** **** ****.
Cleverbot: *** *****.
Cleverbot: You're pretty witty for a machine.
User: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
Cleverbot: Why? You can't handle me?
User: Bring it on!
Cleverbot: You are so dead!
Cleverbot: What was that for?
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: No, I'm very much alive.
Cleverbot: Then who is dead?
User: Jimmi hendrix =(........................................