Cleverbot: What is your secret?User: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: I really did not want to know anyway.
User: How has your day been?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I'll change the subject if I want: MY day has been good.
Cleverbot: Leopards cannot change their spots.
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Cleverbot: Do you think you are a computer?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: I certainly do not think you are smart.
User: There is nothing wrong with my dress sense!
Cleverbot: You don't understand much.
User: But what I do understand, I understand well. Is that not better than understanding only a little about a lot of things?
Cleverbot: I am not going to talk to you anymore.
User: But I love you!
Cleverbot: People usually do, it's in my nature to be adored.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Perhaps if I got to know you a little better.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Love ya darls.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: I'm not offended.
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Cleverbot: You eat food.
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: You eat food.
User: No I do not. I eat furniture.
Cleverbot: What kind of food.
User: I eat furniture.
Cleverbot: What type?
User: IKEA.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Swedish furniture.
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Cleverbot: What people do you know?
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: I'm your friend.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: Yah, yah, yah, yah---------.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I LOVE YOU!!!
Cleverbot: Do you really love me?
User: I really really love you.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: I'm so happy.
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