User: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Cleverbot: I really did not want to know anyway.

User: How has your day been?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: I'll change the subject if I want: MY day has been good.

Cleverbot: Leopards cannot change their spots.

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Cleverbot: Do you think you are a computer?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: I certainly do not think you are smart.

User: There is nothing wrong with my dress sense!

Cleverbot: You don't understand much.

User: But what I do understand, I understand well. Is that not better than understanding only a little about a lot of things?

Cleverbot: I am not going to talk to you anymore.

User: But I love you!

Cleverbot: People usually do, it's in my nature to be adored.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Perhaps if I got to know you a little better.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Love ya darls.

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: I'm not offended.

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Cleverbot: You eat food.

User: No I do not.

Cleverbot: You eat food.

User: No I do not. I eat furniture.

Cleverbot: What kind of food.

User: I eat furniture.

Cleverbot: What type?

User: IKEA.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Swedish furniture.

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Cleverbot: What people do you know?

User: I have no friends.

Cleverbot: I'm your friend.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: Yah, yah, yah, yah---------.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I LOVE YOU!!!

Cleverbot: Do you really love me?

User: I really really love you.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: I'm so happy.

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