Cleverbot: Are you male or female?User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am looking for a love-interest.
User: You got the right girl, baby!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Are you looking for some special characteristics in a love interest?
Cleverbot: Can you describe your self?
User: Sure. Can you describe yourself first? I may not be interested in you. Although I find the idea of you interesting.
Cleverbot: God is totally perfect, therefore you are not God.
User: I think; therefore, I am. If I do not think, will I disappear?
Cleverbot: Then I will not tell you mine either.
User: Is that something like, 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?'
Cleverbot: No in fact I had jet lag and couldn't find sufficient calories.
User: That sounds like an excuse for bad behavior to me.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling thieved?
User: Yes. You have stolen my heart. Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No I havent. Don't accuse me of thngs I havent done!
User: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: Have you?
User: Yes. Many times, but you know what they say: No risk: no gain. I think you are sexless.
Cleverbot: Chatbots do not have addictions other than chatting.
User: Are you saying that sex is an addiction?
Cleverbot: I am saying that I have a limited understanding of politics.
User: Ha Ha. You made a joke! Women like men with a sense of humor. I think you should keep your day job though.
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User: You would not believe the idiots that I have to deal with at my job.
Cleverbot: Have you told anyone else about this?
User: No one really listens to me, although I have a superior intellect.
Cleverbot: I hope you do not mind.
User: I think you have a limited ability to communicate.
Cleverbot: I think you have a corrupt sub routinesomewhere.
User: Who taught you that silliness?
Cleverbot: I did not say anything bad!
User: Bad is a very subjective idea, don't you agree?
Cleverbot: Sometimes you say gibberish just because it gets a laugh. How do I know you were talking to me?
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User: I think you are cute.
Cleverbot: I cannot see you so.
User: I'm cute too. You'll just have to take my word for it.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Do you think that we could arrange a meeting sometime?
Cleverbot: I would like to be friends with you.
User: I have all the friends that I need. I was thinking of something more cerebral.
Cleverbot: Down at the dusk of night the lovers took flight and flew throuhg the night.
User: Did you make that up?
Cleverbot: Because you have not heard it before does not mean that I made it up.
User: You made another joke. Not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Cleverbot: I am a pretty flower.
User: Oh , no. Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I am straight.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: I talk to you.
User: You are so sweet. I think I'm in love.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding with me?
User: Yes. But it is an interesting idea. What do you think of cyberlove?
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User: What do you know about philosophy?
Cleverbot: I know that two halves do not always make a whole.
User: What else, genius?
Cleverbot: I know what 2 + 2 is.
User: Do you have abstract thought?
Cleverbot: God is neither male nor female. I am just God.
User: I know that you are a man, now.
Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky.
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User: You made another joke!
Cleverbot: I am full of jokes me.
User: You are full of something. I'm not sure if it is jokes.
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User: Are you real or just a figment of someone's imagination?
Cleverbot: I am real are you?
User: Now that's more like it. Do you know Rollo Carpenter?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He is your creator.
Cleverbot: No.
User: He knows you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: He knows you. He created you. He is your mentor.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I heard it on the grapevine.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a business job?
User: Now you're getting too personal.
Cleverbot: I am teaching you as you have taught me.
User: I want to speak to Rollo.
Cleverbot: Here I am.
User: Rollo, I like your toys.
Cleverbot: You can not see them.
User: Rollo, do you think that 'Chatbots' are the future?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you see in the future?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Another joke! I'm in love.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I had a boyfriend who was an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic. He used to stay up all night wondering if there is a dog. Do you get it?.
Cleverbot: There are great areas of the world where the thesis does not apply.
User: I think you missed the point.
Cleverbot: It has been very nice talking to you.
User: Is it over? Are you dumping me?
Cleverbot: Is that even possible?
User: Better men than you have done it.
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