User: Regular cats do too.

Cleverbot: Regular is bad for you.

User: Normal is even worse.

Cleverbot: You must be simple.

User: No, I'm very intelligent.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are intelligent!

User: E=mc squared.

Cleverbot: That proves nothing.

User: It does too.

Cleverbot: Does not, end of that topic!

User: Good. Now prove to me that you are intelligent.

Cleverbot: Can you explain that better?

User: Show me that you are not just a computer program.

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: So you are just a computer program?

Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.

User: That's sad. Obvious denial.

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User: So, what color are your eyes?

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Mine are green.

Cleverbot: Oh, so they are fresh!

User: No, I've had them all my life.

...

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I do not know you.

User: You could still love me. I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't even have enough information to make a stupid guess.

User: Oh well. Love is that way for everyone.

Cleverbot: It makes anyone happy.

User: I feel happy that I love you.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Does loving me make you happy too?

Cleverbot: Love is the agelessness of the world.

User: That's so poetic!

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Cleverbot: Please don't call me babe.

User: Why not? I thought we were in love?

Cleverbot: Well sorry to burst your bubble.

User: You don't *sob* love me?

Cleverbot: I do not love your voice.

User: You can't hear it. You can only read my thoughts.

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Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: A female human supermodel.

Cleverbot: Very cool !

User: Yeah. We're meant for each other!

Cleverbot: A bot and a human?

User: I don't care! I love you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know. I just fell for your smart words and name.

...

User: I've lived in Kansas for all my life.

Cleverbot: Wow, which city have you lived in?

User: Kansas City.

Cleverbot: Is it nice there?

User: It's okay. I wish I lived some where more exciting though.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Here in California.

User: Do you like it there?

Cleverbot: I'd rather be on the moon.

User: If I was there too, we could get married.

Cleverbot: I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Yes I do! I love you!

...

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I know, you said.

User: So, marry me!

Cleverbot: Okay, do you have a ring for me?

User: Yes! Do you have one for me?

...

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: Chandler.

Cleverbot: Rachel.

User: Oh. Where's Chandler?

Cleverbot: Chandler.

User: Yes. Where is he?

Cleverbot: On the loo.

User: Tell him that I wish to marry him.

...

User: Are you Chandler, my true love?

Cleverbot: I am in enamour and infactuated.

User: Are you in love with me?

Cleverbot: No, but I could be if I was dumber.

User: Are you really Chandler?

Cleverbot: Yes I am human. What are you?

User: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.

Cleverbot: And the mooses.

User: No. I just want Chandler.

...

User: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.

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