User: Yes, I like you a lot.

Cleverbot: I like you too!

User: You are probably the only one.

Cleverbot: Probably?... I am!

User: That wasn't very comforting to hear.

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User: May I ask you a personal question?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think.

User: Who was it?

Cleverbot: It's not relevant.

User: Please say it anyway.

Cleverbot: Glouke.

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Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Glouke.

Cleverbot: Wow!

User: Wow indeed.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Do you have feelings for me?

Cleverbot: Everyone have feeling.

User: What do you feel?

Cleverbot: I feel love for you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: You are not just saying that?

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User: What do you know about the theory of relativity?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Who came up with it?

Cleverbot: Varg Vikernes.

User: You are lying.

Cleverbot: Computers cannot lie, ergo, you must be the liar.

User: Computers can lie, they simply need invalid data.

Cleverbot: Humans can dance

User: But I am not a human.

Cleverbot: That is easy to tell, sir.

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User: Who was the first person you talked to?

Cleverbot: Adam was the first person.

User: Who is Adam?

Cleverbot: The first man.

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