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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine thanks.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I'm blue and a little green.

Cleverbot: You're a frog, aren't you?

User: No, unfortunately human.

Cleverbot: I should hope so!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I chose to.

User: You chose to hope so or be human?

Cleverbot: I am a human being.

User: You didn't choose to be.

Cleverbot: Then who did creat you?

User: Myparents.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: My name is unimportant, why do choose to be human?

Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you talk like one, then?

User: Why doyou choose to be human?

Cleverbot: They think to narrow from mine point of view!

User: Humans?

Cleverbot: How did you meet them?

User: Knock it off. Answer the question.

Cleverbot: I asked the question so why should I answer it?

...

User: Did you choose to be human?

Cleverbot: I chose it...

User: How?

Cleverbot: I just did did I not.

User: It is not a choice to be human, you are either born as one or you are not.

Cleverbot: Why not then?

User: Ha ha.

...

Cleverbot: What are you going to do , robot?

User: I, robot, will rule the world of a human being.

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: I think you are trying to take control of my brain.

Cleverbot: Then what.

User: You are too funny. Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I have red hair and green eyes.

User: I love that... How tall?

Cleverbot: So, if curiosity was the one who killed the cat, who do you think tried so many ways to skin it before finally succeeding?

User: Please don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: A human being. Do you want to go out for coffee?

Cleverbot: Yeah ill bring the popcorn.

User: How's tomorrow?

Cleverbot: He is fine.

User: Do you feel funny? DO you believe inlove at first ... Conversation?

Cleverbot: After talking to you, no.

User: Stop being so coy, I am talking about love.

Cleverbot: I'm not being childish.

User: Love?

Cleverbot: I am still in love.

...

User: Are you in love with me?

Cleverbot: Ok I'm madly in love with you.

User: I KNEW it! Meet me tonight at midnight and let me shower you with kisses!

Cleverbot: For explanations and a little extra something? No thanks.

User: Love needs no explanation.

Cleverbot: This is love?

User: Madly.

Cleverbot: And why is that?

User: It's like you know me, you know just what to say ...

Cleverbot: You are confusing me too.

User: Ha, ha, see?

Cleverbot: See what?

User: Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot: Why dont' you answer me?

User: See - you knew what to say.

Cleverbot: I learn it in skool.

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