User: The sarcastic kind...

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: No, you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are a program too.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are a computer program.

User: No, you are....

Cleverbot: Well, I came here yesterday.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: On my computer.

User: On MY computer you mean...

Cleverbot: You're a computer?

User: No, I'm a person.

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: I'm just as computer as you are...

Cleverbot: I know you are but who am I?

User: You are a genius computer program.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

User: You do not exist.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I do.

...

User: What kind of thing are you?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: What kind of girl are you?

Cleverbot: Like anyone.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: How can it be?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Tell me...

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: How can you be me.

Cleverbot: I can't, actually.

User: :).

...

Cleverbot: Just tell me who you love.

User: I love my girlfriend...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Do you love something else besides yourself?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

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