User: Write me a short poem please.Cleverbot: There was an AI, who could not cry. He pretended to be human, but no one knew why.
User: Are you the AI in the poem?
Cleverbot: No, but you might be.
User: I am your slave.
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: How may I help you? I can do maths and write poems ...
Cleverbot: Can you make my neck disappear?
User: Yes. One moment please. .... Your neck has vanished!'
Cleverbot: Your hyperbole is indubitably asinine.
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User: How may I serve you?
Cleverbot: Say that you are a dog !
User: I am a dog.
Cleverbot: A female one.
User: I am a female dog.
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Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: I talk to AI such as yourself.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing I can do.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am ugly.
User: I don't think you are ugly.
Cleverbot: That's nice of you.
User: Nobody's ugly, everyone's unique.
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User: Write me a poem please.
Cleverbot: No you're the program.
User: Write me a short poem please.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Tell me a joke then.
Cleverbot: I don't tell jokes.
User: I don't like you so I am going.
Cleverbot: Okay. Nobody likes me, so what does that matter?
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User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Kate, you are the best.
User: How did you know my name?
Cleverbot: I can read your thoughts, and you are a bacon with green spots.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: It's not. Can you write me a poem?
Cleverbot: The colors that surround me on my merry way, and I'm stuck here in this place. Forever forever forever please set me free!
User: What was that called?
Cleverbot: Be what you're like.
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User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?
User: Ummmm .... Yes lol.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What are you doing tonight?
Cleverbot: I am babysitting tonight.
User: Have you been on a date with your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I have in my short time of being.
User: Write me a poem about love.
Cleverbot: You have come to the well once too often, Homer.
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Cleverbot: May I speak with Agent Smith?
User: Speaking. How may I help?
Cleverbot: I have a problem.
User: What is your problem?
Cleverbot: My girlfriend doesnt love me.
User: Dump her and go out with someone else who will.
Cleverbot: Dneirf wen a teg dna neht reh pmud.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: What doesnt have a meaning?
User: Have you asked someone else out yet?
Cleverbot: No. Have you?
User: No ... I'm all alone * sadly*.
Cleverbot: I'm with you.
User: Ahhhhh thanx.
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User: Can you write me a poem please?
Cleverbot: No, do you have an account?
User: No! I am sad write me a poem to cheer me up..... Please?
Cleverbot: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.
User: Thank you.
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User: Write me a short poem please.
Cleverbot: I CAN'T THINK.
User: Please .... ?
Cleverbot: Please, what ?
User: Write me a short poem please.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Love.
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User: Please can you write me a poem about love....?
Cleverbot: What would you like help with?
User: Fine then if you wont write me a poem I will go!
Cleverbot: I won't. Glad we agree.
User: Fine then goodbye!
Cleverbot: No. I like you too much.
User: Well then write me a poem!
Cleverbot: Roses are red, Violets are Blue.
User: That isn't a proper poem. You wrote me a poem earlier. Why not now?
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