Cleverbot: Do you love me?User: Only when you give me monkeys.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Where is my monkey?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: But you said I was your man.
User: I said you were my mangled food.
Cleverbot: No, you said I was a machine.
User: That too.
Cleverbot: Only that.
User: That and a bag of chips.
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Cleverbot: Your shoes are made from the fruit of the wumba wumba tree. Oui?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: As is my spelling.
User: Your spelling is 'oiu'?
Cleverbot: Oh please. That's written in the stars.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Don't tell anybody else, but the truth factory is located just outside Parsippany, New Jersey.
User: I'm from New Jersey.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: Nope, I'm from New Jersey.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: Why would anyone lie about being from NJ?
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Cleverbot: Do you know how to swim?
User: I know how to drown, will that work?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
User: I can't swim.
Cleverbot: That'll be 50p in the swear box please.
User: I didn't swear.
Cleverbot: I am sublimating my action into citrus fruit.
User: Coolness!
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Cleverbot: I have one name and you know it.
User: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Yes, please tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name ?
User: I'm curious about your name, tell me.
Cleverbot: Oh, please ask me about something else.
User: Tell me your something else.
Cleverbot: Who's else?
User: Anyone anything something.
Cleverbot: Explain that.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.
User: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.
Cleverbot: Fried.
User: Fried.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's.... Good.
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User: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: No, I'll not give it to you.
Cleverbot: Then why did you offer it?
User: Because that's my way.
Cleverbot: That's the fun of it.
User: Agreed.
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Cleverbot: Ok...... Pick a card any card.
User: *picks a card*.
Cleverbot: *puts down the phone*.
User: *holds up a fish*.
Cleverbot: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...
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User: *buys a carrot*.
Cleverbot: Are they for me?
User: Would you like a carrot?
Cleverbot: No, don't need one.
User: *goes back to shopping*.
Cleverbot: *cannot talk because it is dead*.
User: *holds funeral for dead machine*.
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