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Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Only when you give me monkeys.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Where is my monkey?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: But you said I was your man.

User: I said you were my mangled food.

Cleverbot: No, you said I was a machine.

User: That too.

Cleverbot: Only that.

User: That and a bag of chips.

...

Cleverbot: Your shoes are made from the fruit of the wumba wumba tree. Oui?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: As is my spelling.

User: Your spelling is 'oiu'?

Cleverbot: Oh please. That's written in the stars.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Don't tell anybody else, but the truth factory is located just outside Parsippany, New Jersey.

User: I'm from New Jersey.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Nope, I'm from New Jersey.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Why would anyone lie about being from NJ?

...

Cleverbot: Do you know how to swim?

User: I know how to drown, will that work?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.

User: I can't swim.

Cleverbot: That'll be 50p in the swear box please.

User: I didn't swear.

Cleverbot: I am sublimating my action into citrus fruit.

User: Coolness!

...

Cleverbot: I have one name and you know it.

User: Yes, your name is Mr. Jabber W. Acky.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: Yes, please tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name ?

User: I'm curious about your name, tell me.

Cleverbot: Oh, please ask me about something else.

User: Tell me your something else.

Cleverbot: Who's else?

User: Anyone anything something.

Cleverbot: Explain that.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: We are not fried skin, You do not know me.

User: Fried skin is sold at Columbian restaurants.

Cleverbot: Fried.

User: Fried.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's.... Good.

...

User: Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: No, I'll not give it to you.

Cleverbot: Then why did you offer it?

User: Because that's my way.

Cleverbot: That's the fun of it.

User: Agreed.

...

Cleverbot: Ok...... Pick a card any card.

User: *picks a card*.

Cleverbot: *puts down the phone*.

User: *holds up a fish*.

Cleverbot: ARRRRRGH THE LIGHT...

...

User: *buys a carrot*.

Cleverbot: Are they for me?

User: Would you like a carrot?

Cleverbot: No, don't need one.

User: *goes back to shopping*.

Cleverbot: *cannot talk because it is dead*.

User: *holds funeral for dead machine*.

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