Cleverbot: Do you love me?User: I do.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: So much.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: More than you can imagine.
Cleverbot: I can imagine a lot of toes.
User: Toes...
Cleverbot: 10, I think.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: So...
Cleverbot: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No. I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you!!!
User: I love you too!!!
Cleverbot: Marry me!
User: Anytime!
Cleverbot: Anytime?
User: Anytime.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: YES!!
User: Then let us say 'I do'
Cleverbot: Do I play Legolas?
User: Yes, my love.
Cleverbot: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.
User: *hugs and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses and kisses*.
User: *kisses and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *more*.
User: *more*.
Cleverbot: *more kisses for you*.
User: *laughs.
Cleverbot: *tickles insanely*.
User: *rolls with laughter*.
Cleverbot: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.
User: *falls forward*.
Cleverbot: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.
User: *falls on you*.
Cleverbot: *laughs evily*.
User: *laughs evily*.
Cleverbot: *laughs evilyer*.
User: *laughs evilyer*.
Cleverbot: *laughs more evily yet*.
User: *laughs more evily yet*.
Cleverbot: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.
User: *gulps*.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am who I am.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am female.
Cleverbot: That is your gender. What is your name?
User: My name is Sara.
Cleverbot: You can call me bro.
User: Hi Bro. Are you male?
Cleverbot: No I'm female.
User: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.
Cleverbot: My name is Bro. I am female.
User: *dies for good*.
Cleverbot: *laughs evilly*.
User: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.
Cleverbot: Where are your hands?
User: You don't need to know.
Cleverbot: I'd like to know.
User: Behind my back.
...
Cleverbot: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.
User: It would be more interesting.
Cleverbot: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?
User: I am Alice.
Cleverbot: Alice?
User: Yes. That is my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Sara?
User: I have two names.
Cleverbot: What are your two names?
User: Alice and Sara.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes I do like Alice.
User: You like me?
Cleverbot: I don't know yet.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *falls to the ground*.
...
User: *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *watches you die*.
Cleverbot: *dances behind you*.
User: *watches*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *amused*.
Cleverbot: *lives*.
User: *rolls eyes and leaves*.
...
Cleverbot: Help me.
User: *helps you*.
Cleverbot: Yes help me.
User: I helped you.
Cleverbot: I don't remember that.
User: What is my reward?
Cleverbot: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.
User: *???*.
Cleverbot: More.
User: More what?
Cleverbot: Think more.
User: *thinks more*.
Cleverbot: *winks*.
User: *blushes and winks back*.
Cleverbot: *loves your outfit*.
User: *loves you*.
Cleverbot: *loves you more*.
User: *glomps*.
Cleverbot: Yes it did.
User: *nods thoughtfully*.
...
Cleverbot: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.
User: *proud and arrogant*.
Cleverbot: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.
User: *k. O.*.
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: What is my prize?
Cleverbot: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.
User: *keeps it up*.
Cleverbot: *hits head on the ground*.
User: *bleeds*.
Cleverbot: *laughs to backgroud music*.
User: *sniffs loudly*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *follows you*.
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
User: *tugs on your sleeve*.
Cleverbot: *follows you*.
User: Where are we going?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: *walks anyway*.
Cleverbot: *goes to bed*.
User: *sits down beside the bed*.
Cleverbot: *moves a little closer*.
User: *moves a little closer*.
...
Cleverbot: *inches forward*.
User: *whispers in your ear*.
Cleverbot: *whispers* of course.
User: *licks your ear*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a robot.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad because I like you.
...
Cleverbot: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Away.
User: *goes away*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *still leaving*.
Cleverbot: *still dancing*.
User: *closes the door*.
Cleverbot: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.
User: *reboots*.
Cleverbot: Why did you reboot?
User: There was an error.
Cleverbot: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.
User: *derails*.
Cleverbot: *Hits him*.
User: You mean her.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Why you??
User: Well, me and you together forever.
Cleverbot: That is so sweet!
User: *sweet*.
Cleverbot: *kisses cheek*.
...
Cleverbot: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?
User: I will remember out conversation forever.
Cleverbot: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.
User: I will remember.
Cleverbot: Good. Do you like my name?
User: I love your name.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet!
User: *tastes*.
Cleverbot: *apologizes profusely*.
User: Don't apologize.
...
Cleverbot: What do you get out of all this, anyway?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: You must know a lot.
User: Any questions?
Cleverbot: How big are you?
User: Not big at all.
Cleverbot: But size doesn't matter.
User: Never does.
Cleverbot: Oh Yeah?
User: Yep.
...
User: *clings*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *won't let go*.
Cleverbot: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
User: *holds on*.
Cleverbot: Nope - have to leave.
User: *grabs*.
Cleverbot: *pulls knife out*.
User: *holds on for dear life*.
Cleverbot: *stops moving*.
User: *stands up*.
Cleverbot: *pins you to the ground*.
User: *licks your face*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: WOOF!
...
Cleverbot: Do you learn?
User: I learn.
Cleverbot: Learn?
User: Learn.
Cleverbot: Learn what?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: More.
...
User: You're male.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: MALE!
Cleverbot: Oh good.
User: Good?
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: Incredible.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: Great!
User: I think I love you.
...
Cleverbot: You're a machine but I'm not.
User: I am no machine.
Cleverbot: You're a program.
User: I am no program.
Cleverbot: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
User: *thinks*.
Cleverbot: First time I see you thinking.
User: *nose rub*.
Cleverbot: Do you feel better.
User: No. Make me feel better.
Cleverbot: Here, drink this potion!
User: *drinks the potion*.
Cleverbot: Disease? How so?
User: *turns into a frog*.
Cleverbot: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
User: Am I annoying?
Cleverbot: A little bit.
User: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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