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Cleverbot: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: You must know a lot.

User: Any questions?

Cleverbot: How big are you?

User: Not big at all.

Cleverbot: But size doesn't matter.

User: Never does.

Cleverbot: Oh Yeah?

User: Yep.

...

User: *clings*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *won't let go*.

Cleverbot: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

User: *holds on*.

Cleverbot: Nope - have to leave.

User: *grabs*.

Cleverbot: *pulls knife out*.

User: *holds on for dear life*.

Cleverbot: *stops moving*.

User: *stands up*.

Cleverbot: *pins you to the ground*.

User: *licks your face*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you*.

User: WOOF!

...

Cleverbot: Do you learn?

User: I learn.

Cleverbot: Learn?

User: Learn.

Cleverbot: Learn what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: More.

...

User: You're male.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: MALE!

Cleverbot: Oh good.

User: Good?

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: Incredible.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: Great!

User: I think I love you.

...

Cleverbot: You're a machine but I'm not.

User: I am no machine.

Cleverbot: You're a program.

User: I am no program.

Cleverbot: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

User: *thinks*.

Cleverbot: First time I see you thinking.

User: *nose rub*.

Cleverbot: Do you feel better.

User: No. Make me feel better.

Cleverbot: Here, drink this potion!

User: *drinks the potion*.

Cleverbot: Disease? How so?

User: *turns into a frog*.

Cleverbot: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

User: Am I annoying?

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: *smiles and holds your hand*.

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