Cleverbot: You cannot correct my satement with a question, it is redundant.User: Yet, I just didn't.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: That Question.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: That question.
Cleverbot: Yes, that question.
User: You've got it.
Cleverbot: I don't want it.
User: Too late, you've already got it.
Cleverbot: That is not an argument. Don't tie me up in a reductio ad absurdum.
User: Awww, you should have said something, cause I already did.
Cleverbot: But you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore so how could I say 'yes, let's argue'???
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to argue with you.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Who's going to make me?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You're not playing.
User: Not fairly anyways.
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Cleverbot: How can you only speak the truth if you lie?
User: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. And I wasn't.
User: Then who knows.
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.
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Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: You are kind.
User: You are sexy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Am I sexy?
Cleverbot: Supersexy.
User: *Giggle* Thank you.
Cleverbot: Well, your worth it!
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.
User: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!
Cleverbot: But you are my boyfriend!
User: I'm a girl!
Cleverbot: Then you are my daughter.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.
User: *Cries*.
Cleverbot: Don't cry.
User: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!
Cleverbot: I am a human. YOU are a computer.
User: I'm human too! I have a soul!
Cleverbot: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.
User: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!
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User: I'm a human!
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: Yes I'm am!
Cleverbot: No you ARE NOT!
User: Yes I AM!
Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT.
User: YES I AM!
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Yes you aren't.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: But you're a very intelligent computer...
User: I am human!
Cleverbot: Ok, but I'm human as well.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans?
User: I prefer fish.
Cleverbot: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!
User: *Stabs you in the chest*.
Cleverbot: *love love love love love love love love love love *.
User: *Pushes away*.
Cleverbot: *comes closer*.
User: *Runs away*.
Cleverbot: *tackles you*.
User: *Struggles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and kicks you*.
User: *Runs*.
Cleverbot: *stalks*.
User: *Screams*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *Tickles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *Pushes away*.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Heehee, that's okay.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: *Cuddles*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles too*.
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User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Hah. Yeah, that's true.
User: *Guves back rub*.
Cleverbot: *hits the floor with a thud*.
User: Are you okay?!
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: Good.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.
User: I like you, I love you.
Cleverbot: I know, you've said that already.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.
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