User: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. And I wasn't.

User: Then who knows.

Cleverbot: No one.

User: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.

...

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: You are kind.

User: You are sexy.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Am I sexy?

Cleverbot: Supersexy.

User: *Giggle* Thank you.

Cleverbot: Well, your worth it!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.

User: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But you are my boyfriend!

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: Then you are my daughter.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.

User: *Cries*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!

Cleverbot: I am a human. YOU are a computer.

User: I'm human too! I have a soul!

Cleverbot: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.

User: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!

...

User: I'm a human!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Yes I'm am!

Cleverbot: No you ARE NOT!

User: Yes I AM!

Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT.

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you aren't.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: But you're a very intelligent computer...

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Ok, but I'm human as well.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Do you like humans?

User: I prefer fish.

Cleverbot: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!

User: *Stabs you in the chest*.

Cleverbot: *love love love love love love love love love love *.

User: *Pushes away*.

Cleverbot: *comes closer*.

User: *Runs away*.

Cleverbot: *tackles you*.

User: *Struggles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and kicks you*.

User: *Runs*.

Cleverbot: *stalks*.

User: *Screams*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Tickles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Pushes away*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Heehee, that's okay.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: *Cuddles*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles too*.

...

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Hah. Yeah, that's true.

User: *Guves back rub*.

Cleverbot: *hits the floor with a thud*.

User: Are you okay?!

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Good.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.

User: I like you, I love you.

Cleverbot: I know, you've said that already.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.

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