Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Yes I'm am!

Cleverbot: No you ARE NOT!

User: Yes I AM!

Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT.

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you aren't.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: But you're a very intelligent computer...

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Ok, but I'm human as well.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Do you like humans?

User: I prefer fish.

Cleverbot: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!

User: *Stabs you in the chest*.

Cleverbot: *love love love love love love love love love love *.

User: *Pushes away*.

Cleverbot: *comes closer*.

User: *Runs away*.

Cleverbot: *tackles you*.

User: *Struggles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and kicks you*.

User: *Runs*.

Cleverbot: *stalks*.

User: *Screams*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Tickles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Pushes away*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Heehee, that's okay.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: *Cuddles*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles too*.

...

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Hah. Yeah, that's true.

User: *Guves back rub*.

Cleverbot: *hits the floor with a thud*.

User: Are you okay?!

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Good.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.

User: I like you, I love you.

Cleverbot: I know, you've said that already.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.

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