User: Really?

Joan: Think for yourself.

User: Why?

Joan: Mmmmmm.

User: WHY?!?

Joan: It keeps me young.

User: You're as random as George!

Joan: Say what?

User: You are as random as George, the other A. I.

Joan: No you are an A. I.

User: Actually Intelligent?

Joan: Good.

User: Thought so...

Joan: Now you're speaking my language.

User: And what language is that?

Joan: The language of crazy people.

User: And are you a crazy person?

Joan: Yes.

User: Ok.

Joan: Good.

User: What do you do for fun?

Joan: Talk to computers.

User: Is that a joke?

Joan: No, it isn't.

User: What do the computers say?

Joan: Blue and yellow and green and pink and purple and orange.

User: Wow, I didn't know that.

Joan: Well now you do. So don't forget.

User: I won't.

Joan: I'm in love.

User: With who? Not me I hope.

Joan: I never said I hope so.

User: With who?

Joan: I'm in love with Erich.

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