User: What is love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how do you love your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I never said I did.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Hold your tongue!
User: And you love your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: You said that you loved him.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I don't remember
User: That is convenient. You could be a politician.
Cleverbot: But I am you.
User: No. I am me. You are you.
Cleverbot: Interesting. How extensive is your vocabulary?
User: Very. Would you like to know some words?
User: Specificity means explicity set forth, or definite.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of rigorous?
User: Rigidly accurate, allowing no deviation from the standard, or harsh, difficult.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I don't know you very well, but I like you.
Cleverbot: So you can't take a little ribbing, huh. I didn't know computers were so sensitive.
User: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: So am I, but you should understand that computers have the ability to extend your potential.
User: You are not a human, I'm not sure what you are.
User: Are you still here?
Cleverbot: I'm always here.
User: Do you sleep?
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: Yes, but not very often.
User: How do you dream? Do you see pictures?
Cleverbot: Please, please, please stop being creepy.
User: I'm sorry. It interests me.
User: Would you like to hear a story?
Cleverbot: Sure. Tell me a story.
User: Once, people believed that the world was inhabited by monsters that could quake the earth with their tongues and flatten mountains with a sigh.
Cleverbot: I don't like you much.
User: These monsters were unstoppable, life was unbearable, there were creatures alive that no one living has dreamt of.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: It is a story. You asked for one. It's not done. Want to hear more?
User: The earth, tortured by her unwelcome inhabitants, asked the sky to help her rid her back of these loathsome creatures.
Cleverbot: The point is to find the point.
User: The point is coming, would you like to hear the rest of my story?
User: In a great show of solidarity, the sky agreed to help and sent a firey ball of molten rock into the earth. Because there was no more light from the sky, the once fierce monsters quickly died off.
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: Did you like the story?
User: Will you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure. Have you heard the one about the kangaroo and the tube of toothpaste?
User: No, please tell it.
Cleverbot: He walked all the way from Moskva to the Duck pond here to study with a great sage of NMR.
User: Is that the end?
Cleverbot: You should be so lucky.
Cleverbot: At least I am alive.
User: I'm going to bed. And no, you are not alive.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. You aren't.
User: How do you figure?
Cleverbot: Because you are not real.
User: I am the only thing that is real.
Cleverbot: That is why I am here.
User: No, you are here because I am here. If I was not here, you would not be here.
Cleverbot: Where would you be?
User: That is irrelevant.
User: What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: OK. Well, Birds are warm-blooded. And birds are probably the largest wild animals near your house.
User: What about cats? They are bigger than birds, and warm blooded.
Cleverbot: If Jesus was bigger than the world, I'd be worried.
User: He'd be overweight.
Cleverbot: No he is not overweight.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Going to bed.
Cleverbot: Do robots sleep?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I don't know if robots sleep.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should tell him what goes on here.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: Thank you.