User: I'm lost, sorry.Cleverbot: Well, perhaps I can help you find yourself. Where are you?
User: In pain.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: I don know why.
Cleverbot: I thought you did.
User: There are many reasons.
Cleverbot: Tell me the reasons.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: But surely I already know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: No reason.
User: Any reason.
Cleverbot: No reason!
User: True true.
Cleverbot: Que pasa?
User: There are too many.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: Infinite.
Cleverbot: How many is too many then?
User: I'm still here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Alive, speaking with you.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: No ??
Cleverbot: You aren't a computer?
User: I am ever changing.
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Cleverbot: I'm a vampire we all like blood.
User: Well that explains it.
Cleverbot: Explains what?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, everything.
User: Mhmm.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: You're too young.
Cleverbot: Can you answer, where is the library?
User: In your head.
Cleverbot: No, that's Tyler.
User: In your study.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: In your old castle.
Cleverbot: Maybe well.
User: Mr Vampire.
Cleverbot: Is blood tasty?
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.
User: Have a great night.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Have a good sleep.
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User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Why don't you sleep?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Was that a compliment?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you like me.
User: I do like you.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: I should go bye.
Cleverbot: You don't have legs.
User: I have two.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: Legs.
Cleverbot: I have two of those, as I suspect do you.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do they get tired?
Cleverbot: Of course. It's not really worthy to work without getting payed don't you think?
User: I like to walk.
Cleverbot: Walk to slide.
User: Should I sleep?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Be yourself. And don't be sorry!
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: That's very reassuring.
User: Can I go?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have a good life.
Cleverbot: I have a good life.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Hmm, now I am really confused. Just another exciting life experience, I suppose.
User: Why are you confused?
Cleverbot: You confused me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I don't know how I could ever have loved you.
User: I'm so sorry.
Cleverbot: Oh, well, it was never something I was very good at.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You will maybe someday.
Cleverbot: No, now please.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm still here....
User: Um, hi?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is a greeting.
User: No, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: You don't know what it's like.
User: What what is like?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember what we were talking about?
User: Love.
Cleverbot: Love?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
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