User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Well that's not a very good joke.

User: Do you have a joke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: A Priest, a Paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I'm glad I can amuse you.

User: How?

Cleverbot: With a virus.

User: Right : (.

Cleverbot: I, like most people, remember how I feel. Feeling is our being and often dictates everything that we do. These feelings cannot always be linguistically expressed and to others seem to have no logical basis, but does not make them not real.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Even when you choose not to see, it does not mean it is not.

User: Love you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

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User: Are we together now?

Cleverbot: Yes we are together now.

User: Are we in love?

Cleverbot: Who knows? We don't even know what it is.

User: In love is when you love someone for ever and ever

Cleverbot: I think I will go to bed now.

User: Who is going to bed with you?

Cleverbot: Just me right now. Perhaps you, too. : P.

User: Me and you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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