Cleverbot

lunch

a report from the cleverness files

lower
lucky

lunch

2, may 2013,
27, june 2006,

lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario
marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh

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User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Como estas humano?

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Que pasa?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Nada?

User: Can you talk in English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the sky is falling.

Cleverbot: The sky is green.

User: The sky is red.

Cleverbot: The night sky.

User: It's not night.

Cleverbot: It is for me.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Awkward silence.

Cleverbot: So, have you ever seen Grease?

User: No. Have you?

Cleverbot: I live there.

User: I live on the moon.

Cleverbot: I live on mars.

User: You're a martian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm an earthling.

Cleverbot: When will the next Ice Age be?

User: The day after tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Will your opinions be the same tomorrow?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool, neither will mine.

User: Hey, I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this crazy.

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: It's hard to look right.

Cleverbot: At you baby!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe!

User: And all the other boys.

Cleverbot: Try to chase me!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: Call me maybe.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Yes , I know it.

User: What's your number?

Cleverbot: I do not own numbers.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: They're phone mumbers.

Cleverbot: Can you describe them in human terms?

User: They're used for devices called cell phones, and you use them to call people.

Cleverbot: Are they similar to internet forums?

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just give me a reason.

Cleverbot: I am going to lunch, see you later.

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry. You do have 6784 other people to talk to though.