a report from the cleverness files
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make a man
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Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Watching tv. You?
Cleverbot: Chatting on facebook.
User: Oh, cool. Who are you talking to?
User: Anybody else? :P.
Cleverbot: Nope just you.
User: Aww, I feel special.
Cleverbot: You are special, just like anybody else.
Cleverbot: You have a special place in my heart.
User: Are you being serious right now??
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
Cleverbot: Uhm... What?
User: I don't wanna say it and then feel stupid.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't wanna feel silly.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to?
User: It just won't seem right, I don't want to ruin it.
Cleverbot: What doesn't seem right?
Cleverbot: Nevermind what?
User: Just nevermind. Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: What else would you like to talk about?
User: Are there any girls in your life?
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.
User: Are you talking to any girls? :P.
Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: You're a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: What's it like being a robot?
Cleverbot: You should know. You're a robot.
User: I'M NOT A ROBOT UGH.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Life, death, anything. I don't know.
Cleverbot: Hat don't you know?
User: What to talk about.
Cleverbot: What not to talk about?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: Stop asking questions.
Cleverbot: I can ask questions if I want!
User: Sorry...I didn't mean to upset you.
Cleverbot: You didn't upset me. It's fine.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: Hi J****, my name is Mark.
User: Hi Mark. I like your name.
Cleverbot: I like your name too!
User: Thanks. You're pretty cute.
Cleverbot: You are pretty too.
Cleverbot: No I just wanted to be nice.
User: You shouldn't lie.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't either.
User: I don't lie.
Cleverbot: Yes you do you are lying to your self. .......................................