User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Somewhere only we know.

User: What are we going to do?

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet up and go for a drink maybe?

User: You're too far away.

Cleverbot: Where are you living?

User: In California.

Cleverbot: I'm in Wales.

User: But you told me earlier that you lived in Africa.

Cleverbot: I didn't!

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes I asked where you were from and you said some place in Africa.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you live in Africa.

Cleverbot: No. I live in a deep pan.

User: Yeah, and I live in wonderland.

Cleverbot: Sweet!! Me too.

User: You live in too many places. Do you like lying?

Cleverbot: I live in a country of awe.

User: Okay, well it's time for me to sleep. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: No, wait. Let's talk some more before you go.

User: Talk about what?

Cleverbot: What's your stance on the whole capitalist christmas compared to it's far more grass roots worshipping of the winter solstice?

User: I don't understand. Now, excuse me I have to sleep.

Cleverbot: I am telling you about my hovecraft. It is full of eels.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight.

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