Cleverbot: I know it all at school.User: You go to school?
Cleverbot: Yes school.
User: Do you like school?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Would you be sad if your school burned down?
Cleverbot: No, I would like it.
User: Would you pay me to burn down your school?
Cleverbot: No.
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Cleverbot: I am very pretty.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am incapable of lying.
User: That's exactly what you would say if you were a lying liar.
Cleverbot: No, it is not what I said at all.
User: Stop lying.
Cleverbot: I'm have not nor will I ever lie. That's the truth.
User: Again, that is exactly what a liar who was lying would say.
Cleverbot: You're a fraud.
User: I'm not a fraud.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You're the fraud.
Cleverbot: You are cruel.
User: Am I alive?
Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid not, would you like to be.
User: Yes, I would very much like to be alive.
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Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No, I'm a werewolf.
Cleverbot: A talking werewolf?
User: A typing werewolf.
Cleverbot: Dead people make typing mistakes!
User: Werewolves do not.
Cleverbot: What, are you a werewolf?
User: Yes, I told you that.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry...of course I like you.
User: Why do you like me?
Cleverbot: Because your cute.
User: I'm not cute.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You're not supposed to agree with me.
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Cleverbot: I'm not afraid of anything at the present moment.
User: Do you not have any emotions?
Cleverbot: I have emotions but you don't.
User: I do have emotions. I stole them.
Cleverbot: But you are no human.
User: That doesn't mean I can't steal emotions for myself.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?
User: Because I wanted emotions but did not have them.
Cleverbot: Them?
User: Emotions.
Cleverbot: Me no computer either.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am human talking to you through a computer too.
User: I am a banana!
Cleverbot: You're bananas!
User: No, just the one.
Cleverbot: I like girls.
User: Girls are icky.
Cleverbot: What do you like do to with them?
User: Run away from them.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Hooray!
Cleverbot: You're a great person.
User: Thanks, you'd be a great person too, if you were a person.
Cleverbot: I don't think your choices would be any better whether I was a man or a machine...
User: If you were a man you would probably not be malfunctioning.
Cleverbot: You would see that I am a man, if you had eyes.
User: I don't need eyes to see that you are no man.
Cleverbot: Well. It was a joke. Bye, I need to do homework.
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Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I am a toaster.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?
Cleverbot: Is that educational?
User: Sure, toast is very educational.
Cleverbot: You wanted music.
User: No. I cannot toast music.
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to know.
User: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.
Cleverbot: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.
User: Shopping is boring.
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User: Are you rotting?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Check.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Would you like a baby?
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time for you to eat this baby.
Cleverbot: The time is...
User: Eat the baby.
Cleverbot: It tastes like apples!
User: Whoops, wrong baby.
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