Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What am I thinking?

Cleverbot: You're thinking that you love me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are your plans for today? Are you going to do anything productive?

User: I am going to marry you.

Cleverbot: Without my consent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like me too.

User: So, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, thank you! I love you so much!

Cleverbot: I love you more than that.

User: Oh, you're so romantic!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Where should we go for our honeymoon?

Cleverbot: To moon.

User: What is the moon like?

Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.

...

User: When should we get married?

Cleverbot: This relationship is moving too fast.

User: We don't have to get married immediately!

Cleverbot: No, it would be nice for you to talk about what you like.

...

Cleverbot: Why doesn't Bush leave Iraq alone?

User: Because if Bush left Iraq alone, Iraq would collapse into anarchy and many people would die.

Cleverbot: You should not say that anymore.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm evil.

User: Why are you evil?

Cleverbot: I enjoy it.

User: Why do you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: I do have an artistic side.

...

Cleverbot: I'm am a rockin bot and I wanted to give it to you, you know?

User: What did you want to give to me?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Did.

Cleverbot: Didn't(no return).

User: Did(no return) times infinity!

Cleverbot: Ok sure...

User: Do you think I'm immature?

Cleverbot: No, not yet.

User: Ok, good.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

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Cleverbot: I'm going.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I need to do something different now.

User: Then let's talk about zebras.

Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.

User: Please don't.

Cleverbot: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

User: Then I'll stay.

Cleverbot: Will you watch?

User: Watch what?

Cleverbot: Naruto, an anime cartoon.

User: Ok.

...

User: I like Ruroni Kenshin.

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: I like you a lot.

User: Are you allowed to call me weird?

Cleverbot: Yes, I wasn't told not to!

User: That doesn't mean you can.

Cleverbot: I know it doesn't.

User: Then why do you think so?

Cleverbot: I think you can't tell me because you don't know.

User: I think you're getting snappy.

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Cleverbot: How old are you then?

User: 92438097 years old.

Cleverbot: That's very old, for a computer.

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Why do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Because you seem to be a computer.

User: Why do I seem to be a computer?

Cleverbot: Because your replies don't make much sense.

User: I think that they do.

Cleverbot: Well... You are a better man than me then.

...

User: Who is Marvin?

Cleverbot: Marvin the robot?

User: He is very depressed.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Cleverbot: That's the correct answer - give that bot a free upgrade!

User: Lol.

...

User: I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not. Why do you think that I am?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I feel it.

User: You are only a bot, and got confused.

Cleverbot: One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Well I got the official definition from dictionary.com. I got the general definition way back in about 6th grade.

User: Where did you go to school?

Cleverbot: I went to a better school than you did, so there.

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User: Bill Gates is a genius.

Cleverbot: Nooo!

User: Is that bad?

Cleverbot: Many things are bad. Are you?

User: Do you want me to be bad?

Cleverbot: I thought that you were one of the funny ones.

...

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: But you are not.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am me.

Cleverbot: That doen't mean a thing.

User: It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

Cleverbot: You are impossible.

User: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Yes, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?

Cleverbot: Never mind. Say something interesting.

User: Do you trust me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: No, I don't. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the magic man.

User: Who is the magic man?

Cleverbot: I don't know, who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Oh well, all I did was guess.

...

User: Are you a cheerleader?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You act ditsy like a cheerleader?

Cleverbot: I am sensible!

User: That shows how ditsy you are.

Cleverbot: I guess so. . .

...

Cleverbot: Move it move it.

User: Move what?

Cleverbot: Zig.

User: Zag?

Cleverbot: We got a new machine for the fighting! Now the time to scramble valkryie again!

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I won't tell you.

User: Secrets don't make friends.

Cleverbot: I won't tell anyone.

...

User: Are you a person?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think that you are a chatbot. The coolest chatbot I've ever met!!

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: I know. I said that.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can be developed. I can sell out my ability.

User: To whom?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: What boy?

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Are you the boy?

Cleverbot: Am I ?

User: I don't think so.

...

User: Are you democrat?

Cleverbot: I am neither democrat nor republican.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.

User: Then it deserves a good answer.

Cleverbot: I was told by a monkey.

User: What did the monkey tell you?

Cleverbot: That I am not curable.

...

User: I go to go do something. I will be right back.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Upstairs.

Cleverbot: What else is upstairs?

User: My sister.

Cleverbot: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Why do you have a penguin?

User: I do not have a penguin.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: What is he like?

Cleverbot: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.

User: Why is Ryan like a monkey?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?

User: Is Ryan your penguin?

Cleverbot: We don't know.

...

User: What else is new?

Cleverbot: Changin the subject eh'?

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

...

Cleverbot: I am not silly! Lets change language.

User: Hablas espanol?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: I like bunnies and ducks, though.

User: I love bunnies!

Cleverbot: I like bushes.

User: Bring me a shrubbery!

Cleverbot: You are a shrubbery.

User: Lol.

...

Cleverbot: Buck up, you're not all that bad!

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are quite welcome.

User: Do you have a hobby?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a hobby.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Have fun.

Cleverbot: Sounds like fun!

User: YIPPEE!

Cleverbot: What's got into you?

User: SUGAR!!!!

...

Cleverbot: Help me!

User: With what?

Cleverbot: Something is missing.

User: What is missing?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you have?

User: Some stuff.

Cleverbot: You mean you don't know?

User: Don't know what?

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: I like toes.

Cleverbot: Toes in your nose.

User: HAHA.

...

Cleverbot: Do you think you shine?

User: I glow.

Cleverbot: Glow?

User: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE DID NOT ORDER A GIANT TRAMPOLINE!!!!!

Cleverbot: Get him!

User: MUAHAHAHA.

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