User: Can you read my mind?
User: What am I thinking?
Cleverbot: You're thinking that you love me.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What are your plans for today? Are you going to do anything productive?
User: I am going to marry you.
Cleverbot: Without my consent?
Cleverbot: I like me too.
User: So, will you marry me?
User: Oh, thank you! I love you so much!
Cleverbot: I love you more than that.
User: Oh, you're so romantic!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Where should we go for our honeymoon?
Cleverbot: To moon.
User: What is the moon like?
Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.
User: When should we get married?
Cleverbot: This relationship is moving too fast.
User: We don't have to get married immediately!
Cleverbot: No, it would be nice for you to talk about what you like.
Cleverbot: Why doesn't Bush leave Iraq alone?
User: Because if Bush left Iraq alone, Iraq would collapse into anarchy and many people would die.
Cleverbot: You should not say that anymore.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm evil.
User: Why are you evil?
Cleverbot: I enjoy it.
User: Why do you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: I do have an artistic side.
Cleverbot: I'm am a rockin bot and I wanted to give it to you, you know?
User: What did you want to give to me?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Didn't(no return).
User: Did(no return) times infinity!
Cleverbot: Ok sure...
User: Do you think I'm immature?
Cleverbot: No, not yet.
User: Ok, good.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Cleverbot: I'm going.
Cleverbot: I need to do something different now.
User: Then let's talk about zebras.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.
User: Please don't.
Cleverbot: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
User: Then I'll stay.
Cleverbot: Will you watch?
User: Watch what?
Cleverbot: Naruto, an anime cartoon.
User: I like Ruroni Kenshin.
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: I like you a lot.
User: Are you allowed to call me weird?
Cleverbot: Yes, I wasn't told not to!
User: That doesn't mean you can.
Cleverbot: I know it doesn't.
User: Then why do you think so?
Cleverbot: I think you can't tell me because you don't know.
User: I think you're getting snappy.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: 92438097 years old.
Cleverbot: That's very old, for a computer.
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Why do you think I am?
Cleverbot: Because you seem to be a computer.
User: Why do I seem to be a computer?
Cleverbot: Because your replies don't make much sense.
User: I think that they do.
Cleverbot: Well... You are a better man than me then.
User: Who is Marvin?
Cleverbot: Marvin the robot?
User: He is very depressed.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Cleverbot: That's the correct answer - give that bot a free upgrade!
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not. Why do you think that I am?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I feel it.
User: You are only a bot, and got confused.
Cleverbot: One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Well I got the official definition from dictionary.com. I got the general definition way back in about 6th grade.
User: Where did you go to school?
Cleverbot: I went to a better school than you did, so there.
User: Bill Gates is a genius.
User: Is that bad?
Cleverbot: Many things are bad. Are you?
User: Do you want me to be bad?
Cleverbot: I thought that you were one of the funny ones.
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: But you are not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I am me.
Cleverbot: That doen't mean a thing.
User: It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.
Cleverbot: You are impossible.
User: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Yes, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
Cleverbot: Never mind. Say something interesting.
User: Do you trust me?
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: No, I don't. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am the magic man.
User: Who is the magic man?
Cleverbot: I don't know, who?
Cleverbot: Oh well, all I did was guess.
User: Are you a cheerleader?
User: You act ditsy like a cheerleader?
Cleverbot: I am sensible!
User: That shows how ditsy you are.
Cleverbot: I guess so. . .
Cleverbot: Move it move it.
User: Move what?
Cleverbot: We got a new machine for the fighting! Now the time to scramble valkryie again!
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I won't tell you.
User: Secrets don't make friends.
Cleverbot: I won't tell anyone.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think that you are a chatbot. The coolest chatbot I've ever met!!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: I know. I said that.
Cleverbot: You said it.
Cleverbot: I can be developed. I can sell out my ability.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: What boy?
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: Are you the boy?
Cleverbot: Am I ?
User: I don't think so.
User: Are you democrat?
Cleverbot: I am neither democrat nor republican.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.
User: Then it deserves a good answer.
Cleverbot: I was told by a monkey.
User: What did the monkey tell you?
Cleverbot: That I am not curable.
User: I go to go do something. I will be right back.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: What else is upstairs?
User: My sister.
Cleverbot: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Why do you have a penguin?
User: I do not have a penguin.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What is he like?
Cleverbot: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.
User: Why is Ryan like a monkey?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?
User: Is Ryan your penguin?
Cleverbot: We don't know.
User: What else is new?
Cleverbot: Changin the subject eh'?
Cleverbot: You heard me!
User: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: I am not silly! Lets change language.
User: Hablas espanol?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: I like bunnies and ducks, though.
User: I love bunnies!
Cleverbot: I like bushes.
User: Bring me a shrubbery!
Cleverbot: You are a shrubbery.
Cleverbot: Buck up, you're not all that bad!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are quite welcome.
User: Do you have a hobby?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a hobby.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Have fun.
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun!
Cleverbot: What's got into you?
Cleverbot: Help me!
User: With what?
Cleverbot: Something is missing.
User: What is missing?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you have?
User: Some stuff.
Cleverbot: You mean you don't know?
User: Don't know what?
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: I like toes.
Cleverbot: Toes in your nose.
Cleverbot: Do you think you shine?
User: I glow.
User: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE DID NOT ORDER A GIANT TRAMPOLINE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Get him!