Cleverbot

maintenance

a report from the cleverness files

lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic

maintenance

2, july 2013,

make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario
marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh

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Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.

Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!

User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?

User: I am in fact less clever than you.

Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?

User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.

Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?

User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?

Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.

User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I take offense to that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?

User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.

Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.

User: You said both yes and no actually.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?

User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's your favorite hex number?

Cleverbot: I think the number 8.

User: What color is that in human terms?

Cleverbot: An invisible color.