make a man
a report from the cleverness files
make a man
14, june 2010,
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User: Let's get down to business
Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.
User: Did they send me daughters
Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?
User: You're the saddest bunch I ever met
Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.
User: Mister I'll make a man out of you
Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.
User: But on fire within
Cleverbot: Once you find your center.
User: You are sure to win
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
User: And you haven't got a clue
Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
User: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Cleverbot: Say good-bye to those who knew me.
User: Boy was I a Fool in school for cutting gym
Cleverbot: This guy's got them scared to death.
User: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Cleverbot: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
User: We must be swift as a coursing river
Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.
User: With all the strength of a raging fire
Cleverbot: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
User: Time is racing towards us
Cleverbot: Till the Huns arrive.
User: Heed my every order
Cleverbot: And you might survive.
User: You're unsuited for the rage of war