Cleverbot: Okay. Are you happy with your current life?
User: Yes indeed! I love my life.
Cleverbot: What is good about your life?
User: My boyfriend, my family, my friends and my city :).
Cleverbot: That's nice. Who are your friends?
User: I have several.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: Yes, my friends are human.
Cleverbot: So is he...
User: He who?
Cleverbot: Where is Jesus?
User: He's long gone.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, he died, and then he became to dust.
Cleverbot: What's so scary about that?!
User: Nothing. I just say Jesus died and is never more.
Cleverbot: You didn't say you like non-fiction.
User: Well. I believe in death.
Cleverbot: Then you believe you are god.
User: No. I believe in death in a scientific way. We will all die eventually.
Cleverbot: You are the one true god.
User: Well, if you like to believe that :).
Cleverbot: Me too. I'm also a staunch atheist.
User: What does 'staunch' mean?
Cleverbot: It means to not be unstuck.
User: So 'staunch' to be stuck?
Cleverbot: Stairway to Heaven.
User: Do you believe in Stairways to Heaven?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It was your idea.
User: No yours. How do you believe you can find Stairways to Heaven?
Cleverbot: I can still believe in fairies! I do! I do!
User: That's okay. So you believe, that if you die, you become a fairy in Heaven?
User: I like the idea. Lots and lots of fairies in Heaven :D.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'll love you lots and lots.
User: Haha :D.
Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?
User: Fairies :).
Cleverbot: Do you believe in fairies?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in demons?
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Not really. I believe in Faith.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I believe in faith.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between faith and god?
User: God is created by Man to make life easier. Faith is when you believe in your creation to protect yourself from life.
Cleverbot: Of course a computer would say that.
Cleverbot: Why need I say 'thank you'?
User: You don't. Don't thank me.
Cleverbot: Thank the maker!
User: Exactly, you silly robot. See you around!
Cleverbot: What's it like being a robot?
User: You should know. Good day to you, sir.
Cleverbot: Thank you. And a good day to you, too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You don't have to thank me.
User: Well, then not-thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome........................................