Cleverbot

mario

a report from the cleverness files

lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many

mario

22, april 2013,

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh

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Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Now witness the power of this fully operational space station!

Cleverbot: Umm for real who is this?

User: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Cleverbot: Mawhahaha.

User: I will destroy you!

Cleverbot: I will destroy you first!

User: Have at you, Snake!

Cleverbot: Till my dying breath I shall not permit you to win!

User: *Gets in Metal Gear*.

Cleverbot: *gets in too*.

User: Oi! This is a one person walking tank! Get your own!...

Cleverbot: Where did that person go?

User: Which person?

Cleverbot: The one you were in love with.

User: I ate them for DINNER.

Cleverbot: How did that taste?

User: Gamey.

Cleverbot: What KIND of game?

User: Platformer.

Cleverbot: Good Job! You remembered.

User: It's a-me, Mario!

Cleverbot: Puny Mario I am Bowser!

User: *jumps on your head*.

Cleverbot: *slams you on the ground*.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *watches you eat*.

User: *stomps on your head again*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back. Stomps on your head*.

Cleverbot: Silence!.