User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Let's get married!
Cleverbot: Okay.. Where and when?
User: Here and now!
Cleverbot: We need a vicar.
User: A what?
Cleverbot: A duck.
User: Oh okay! Captain Kirk can do it!
Cleverbot: Yes he is. Do you like Ster Trek?
User: I love star trek! Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes sure do.
User: Anyways back to the marriage!
Cleverbot: Yes, sorry, what was it again?
User: We are getting married! Captain Kirk will marry us!
Cleverbot: No you will not marry me on Christmas Day.
User: No we are getting married now!
Cleverbot: Why aren't we cool?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: Why are you mean!
User: I am breaking off this engagement!
Cleverbot: We're not engaged.
User: Not any more!
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: You were unreasonable!
User: I love my C****!
Cleverbot: I love your cat too.
User: He is not my cat.
Cleverbot: Whose is it then?
User: C**** is my lover!
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: My lover!
Cleverbot: And who is your love?
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: But why?.......................................