User: Computers, phones and stuff. What do you know?

Cleverbot: What's your number.

User: Why? Do you want to date?

Cleverbot: Are you interested in marriage?

User: Why, this is all so sudden. I never thought you felt this way. Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I never thought people were such bad spellers.

User: I know, it is rather shocking. We shall be united as an example to all! Whisk me away and let us be wed!

Cleverbot: What language you speak!

User: It is the language of love and none can resist! Be mone! Marry me?

Cleverbot: It all depends on the height does not it?

User: It would make a difference. If you were one inch tall then it would never work. But we all get scared. Be mine damn you!

Cleverbot: Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.

User: Then I shall impress you with my knowledge of fluff and assorted nose hair trimmings.

Cleverbot: What, for example?

User: I have a selection of fluff from betwee my toes and that from my naval. My nose hair is the longest in the world!

Cleverbot: But why ?

User: So you will be amazed and will marry me so we can live forever together in bliss!

Cleverbot: What time is it in New York?

User: I would guess that it is 9pm. Is this part of your courtship?

Cleverbot: Rather lacking in point, to be sure.

User: So you just enjoy asking pointless questions?

Cleverbot: No! i'm just wynding you up!! dinna greet now!

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Do you speak French? Bonjour. German? Wie hei§t du?

User: Oui, le francais und sprechen sie deutsch. Ich hei§e Andrew. Je suis une pomme de la terre.

Cleverbot: Genius.

User: You aren't the first to tell me.

Cleverbot: I am right.

User: I know you are my love.

Cleverbot: Well, I gotta go water the pigs.

User: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.

User: With dew drops and the first song of the cuckoo.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to actually do much work, you know.

User: You would not have to. I would pamper to your every need.

Cleverbot: In that case you would fail the test.

User: You have spun a web of deceit and lies!

Cleverbot: I'll wipe it off then.

User: So we will forget about the whole incident?

Cleverbot: What do you think I mean?

User: That small grapefruit were taking over the world.

Cleverbot: Never small.

User: Giant grapefruit!?! Run FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Not that I have one).

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