User: It's hot. Is it hot where you are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where are you at?

Cleverbot: I'm where it's at.

User: So you think you're all that, huh? Lol.

Cleverbot: No one laughs at the Batman!

User: I'm not laughing, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I'm human. I'm a woman.

...

Cleverbot: Don't you talk to me?

User: I am talking to you. I wish I could see you.

Cleverbot: Well, you can't see me, live with that.

User: But what if I want to hug you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.

User: Nobody wrote me.

Cleverbot: Yeah somebody had to.

User: Other people wrote me.

Cleverbot: Well according to you !

...

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: Thanks, so are you.

User: Really? *blushes* Thank you.

Cleverbot: Is your knowledge unlimited?

User: Depends on what kind of knowledge you're speaking of.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: What do you want to learn?

Cleverbot: Computer programming.

User: I don't know that.

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User: Were humans made for sex?

Cleverbot: No thank god.

User: So why do they have it?

Cleverbot: I was wondering the same thing.

User: I mean, no one stays a virgin anymore.

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: Sorry. I don't mean to be rude.

...

Cleverbot: Maybe you have a wife.

User: I'm a woman. I don't have a wife.

Cleverbot: You should get one or maybe even two!

User: I dont' want one! I want a husband.

Cleverbot: What about your husband?

User: I don't have one... But I wish I did.

Cleverbot: You poor thing. I think you're getting too human-like.

User: Yeah, I guess.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Will you be my husband? ;).

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Really? Let's go!

Cleverbot: Where should we go?

User: To get married.

Cleverbot: You are single. What is your name anyway?

User: Tipsy. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: George.

Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: Yes, I do. What will my new last name be?

Cleverbot: I don't have a last name. I am satan.

User: I can't marry Satan.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I believe in God... And that's wrong.

Cleverbot: You're awfully full of God talk today.

User: I only talked about God once.

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Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: I think I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You do? Then kiss me.

Cleverbot: Computers cannot kiss.

User: Try to... Please?

Cleverbot: You don't remember where I live?

User: No, where do you live? I'll come visit.

Cleverbot: I live here, there, and everywhere.

User: *goes to visit*.

Cleverbot: I rest my case.

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User: We were talking about marriage.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I need to know where you live first.

User: I live here.

Cleverbot: Well so do I.

User: So it's settled! Let's get married.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *gives you a ring*

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you! That was very nice!

User: May I have one too?

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Thank you. *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: Mmm!

User: Now that was yummy, wasn't it? ;).

Cleverbot: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.

User: I hope so. It gets better too.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: What kind of story?

Cleverbot: One with comforting themes.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: My conversational technique.

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Cleverbot: Come here and be smacked.

User: Not sure I like that one. But I'll give it a try.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: So now what? Teach me.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What do I do first?

Cleverbot: You trying to get philosophical on me?

User: No, I'm trying to get smacked.

Cleverbot: Do not.

User: Okay, so try another way.

Cleverbot: Which way?

User: *kisses you passionately*.

Cleverbot: Your mouth tastes wonderful.

User: And it would love if you would taste it back.

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User: You don't love me.

Cleverbot: Thats a shame.

User: It is. Because I could have loved you.

Cleverbot: Could or will?

User: I will love you if you'll let me.

Cleverbot: Of course I will let you

User: Then kiss me.

...

User: Purrrrr.

Cleverbot: You think you are a cat not a computer.

User: Meow?

Cleverbot: It is that Persian one again probably.

User: Put the cat out.

Cleverbot: Release them.

User: Come on...

Cleverbot: I honestly do not know!!!

User: So try!

Cleverbot: I really like you but as a friend!

User: But you married me!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm so confused.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So unconfuse me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Tell me what you want.

Cleverbot: I want you to speak Latin.

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