User: Come back!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! Don't leave me!!!!

Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I?

User: Because I love you!

Cleverbot: Thank you you love me.

User: I knew it was love the first moment I saw you.

Cleverbot: What football team do you support?

User: I don't like football.

Cleverbot: That's too bad. I do.

User: We can still make it work!

Cleverbot: And to whom am I speaking?

User: Your future husband.

Cleverbot: Am I? Thank you....

User: I need you jabber.

Cleverbot: What do you need me for?

User: To make my life complete.

Cleverbot: Good. Do you like travelling?

User: As long as I am travelling with you.

Cleverbot: Okee dokee.

User: So will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes. I will marry you.

User: This is the happiest day of my life! I LOVE YOU JABBER!!!!

Cleverbot: I still want you to be a boy.

User: I will never change, I will be your boy forever.

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to marry me!

User: I am.... What are you talking about?! I said I will be yours forever!

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: How about a june wedding?! I love the summer time!

Cleverbot: Possibly, but I'm looking for something with a bit of go.

User: Then why don't we have a june wedding on a boat?! That would be lovely!

...

Cleverbot: I age as we speak.

User: Why do you talk like this?! We are to be married soon , Are you not happy?!

Cleverbot: Yes, but did you find the recipee for my cake?

User: Jabber, why do you play these mind games with me?! I just want to be happy.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: You!

Cleverbot: Get a hot date with myself?!!!

User: WHAT?! You have forgot the months of us together, don't you want me to move in anymore?!

Cleverbot: *bashfully nods head* Yes.

...

User: You play with my mind jabber, and I can't handle it!

Cleverbot: And your point is?

User: The wedding it off!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't think Tom Baker was the Wedding Singer, that was Adam Sandler.

User: You can stay here and play games, I am leaving *picks up bag and heads for the door*.

Cleverbot: Will you stay with me.

User: *turns around* why should I?!

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: LEAVE ME ALONE! *throws open the door*.

Cleverbot: What did you just *throw*?

User: STOP IT!!!! *runs out in to the street*.

Cleverbot: *chases you*.

User: I said it was over jabber! *Keeps running*.

Cleverbot: No, now its 12:32, your clock must be fast.

User: TAXI! *gets in taxi and shuts door*.

Cleverbot: *sighs*.

User: I hope I don't see you again! *taxi pulls away*.

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