Cleverbot

married

a report from the cleverness files

lost
love
loved
lunch
lying
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
mario
marriage

married

5, january 2011,
9, december 2010,
14, june 2010,
12, august 2008,
22, june 2007,

marvel
master
matata
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry

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Cleverbot: Who is Tony Blair?

User: He's Bush's puppet, or prime minister of England.

Cleverbot: And what is his job?

User: His job is to be the prime minister.

Cleverbot: What is his country?

User: His country is England.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing at present?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: Who do you prefer?

User: Tony Blair....

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.

User: Why so early?

Cleverbot: Because you are distracted.

User: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.

Cleverbot: Because it is fun!

User: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.

Cleverbot: I don't owe you any money.

User: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Yes! You do! Pay up!

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!

Cleverbot: No way!

User: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!

Cleverbot: DOn't punch me!

User: Then pay back the money you owe me.

Cleverbot: But I got no money....

User: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.

Cleverbot: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.

User: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pay me.

Cleverbot: I don't have enough money to pay you.

User: You can pay the rest later.

Cleverbot: *???*....

Cleverbot: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?

User: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Then let ME punch you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.

User: *dodges the kick*.

Cleverbot: *punches you five times in the jaw*.

User: *teleports away from you*.

Cleverbot: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.

User: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.

Cleverbot: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.

User: *stops bullets with the power of will*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a lolly pop*.

User: *accepts the lolly pop*.

Cleverbot: We are MARRIED?

User: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married........................................