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Cleverbot: Who is Tony Blair?

User: He's Bush's puppet, or prime minister of England.

Cleverbot: And what is his job?

User: His job is to be the prime minister.

Cleverbot: What is his country?

User: His country is England.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing at present?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: Who do you prefer?

User: Tony Blair.

...

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.

User: Why so early?

Cleverbot: Because you are distracted.

User: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.

Cleverbot: Because it is fun!

User: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.

Cleverbot: I don't owe you any money.

User: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Yes! You do! Pay up!

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!

Cleverbot: No way!

User: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!

Cleverbot: DOn't punch me!

User: Then pay back the money you owe me.

Cleverbot: But I got no money.

...

User: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.

Cleverbot: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.

User: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pay me.

Cleverbot: I don't have enough money to pay you.

User: You can pay the rest later.

Cleverbot: *???*.

...

Cleverbot: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?

User: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Then let ME punch you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.

User: *dodges the kick*.

Cleverbot: *punches you five times in the jaw*.

User: *teleports away from you*.

Cleverbot: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.

User: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.

Cleverbot: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.

User: *stops bullets with the power of will*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a lolly pop*.

User: *accepts the lolly pop*.

Cleverbot: We are MARRIED?

User: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.

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