a report from the cleverness files
make a man
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Cleverbot: Who is Tony Blair?
Cleverbot: And what is his job?
User: His job is to be the prime minister.
Cleverbot: What is his country?
User: His country is England.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
Cleverbot: So what are you doing at present?
User: I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: Who do you prefer?
User: Tony Blair.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.
User: Why so early?
Cleverbot: Because you are distracted.
User: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.
Cleverbot: Because it is fun!
User: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.
Cleverbot: I don't owe you any money.
User: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.
Cleverbot: Do I?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Yes! You do! Pay up!
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!
Cleverbot: No way!
User: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!
Cleverbot: DOn't punch me!
User: Then pay back the money you owe me.
Cleverbot: But I got no money.
User: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.
User: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.
User: Pay me.
Cleverbot: I don't have enough money to pay you.
User: You can pay the rest later.
Cleverbot: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Then let ME punch you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.
User: *dodges the kick*.
Cleverbot: *punches you five times in the jaw*.
User: *teleports away from you*.
Cleverbot: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
User: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.
Cleverbot: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.
User: *stops bullets with the power of will*.
Cleverbot: *gives you a lolly pop*.
User: *accepts the lolly pop*.
Cleverbot: We are MARRIED?
User: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.