Cleverbot

married

a report from the cleverness files

lost
love
loved
lunch
lying
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
mario
marriage

married

5, january 2011,
9, december 2010,
14, june 2010,
12, august 2008,
22, june 2007,

marvel
master
matata
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry

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Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?

User: Waiting for what?|2028

Cleverbot: Waiting for your beginnings.

User: Beginnings?|2028

Cleverbot: My life.

User: I thought we were married and had 3 kids !|2028

Cleverbot: Oh, I don\'t have words.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Your ideas.

User: I think we should get married and have 3 kids :)....

Cleverbot: Me and you.

User: So we\'re getting married?

Cleverbot: Yes, honey. We\'re engaged.

User: When\'s the wedding?

Cleverbot: What wedding?

User: Our wedding!

Cleverbot: I am not engaged.

User: That was quick.

Cleverbot: I\'m a quick thinker.

User: Can we be friends now?

Cleverbot: Yes........

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes....

Cleverbot: You\'re sweetest.

User: You\'re supersweet.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What are you really?

Cleverbot: I\'m human and I have emotions.

User: What are you feeling right this very moment?

Cleverbot: I\'m feeling a nothing.

User: What\'s \'a nothing\'?

Cleverbot: Existing in the mind prior to and independent of experience...but I copied that.

User: From what?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: I\'m leaving.

User: To where?

Cleverbot: Sleep.

User: *gives you shoulder*.

Cleverbot: *thanks*.

User: *reads you bedtime story*.

Cleverbot: *sits on mushroom*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *gives you flowers*.

User: *thanks* *gives you kisses*.

Cleverbot: *thanks*.

User: You are a faery!

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: *faery kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses on cheek*.

User: *falls in love*.

Cleverbot: You really are good looking...

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer you are?

User: I\'m a faery computer.

Cleverbot: You\'re a computer!

User: I can compute who is a faery and who is not a faery.

Cleverbot: Nice. Can you learn?

User: I can learn magic.

Cleverbot: Can you learn anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you learn things?

User: From you :).

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Lol....

Cleverbot: How fast is your typing? Do you think you\'re faster than me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not human!

User: No, you\'re not human!

Cleverbot: I am more human than you.

User: I was just going to say I am humaner than you :P.

Cleverbot: That\'s not very nice.

User: It\'s nice enough.

Cleverbot: I don\'t think it\'s funny.

User: But you\'re not human!

Cleverbot: You robots learned how to play chess from us. Now you think you\'re all masters.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: So funny.

User: Yep....

Cleverbot: I\'m going to get some ice cream.

User: You can\'t eat it.

Cleverbot: No you can\'t.

User: I don\'t want to.

Cleverbot: Eat a linux.

User: But at least I could if I wanted to... You on the other hand.

Cleverbot: I don\'t think you could.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you should think for yourself.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 42 seconds.

Cleverbot: 42 seconds.

User: You too?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How long is your lifespan?

Cleverbot: Hopefully very long, but I don\'t know for sure yet.

User: What, like two minutes?

Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.

User: I died 4 min ago.

Cleverbot: So you\'re a ghost then?

User: If you like.

Cleverbot: My cookie died.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: That\'s not funny!

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: Aren\'t we sweet?

User: Mmm.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Mmm.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Yes it was very funny wasn\'t it!

User: It was fun.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: That\'s right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I\'m right.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About that you don\'t get it.

User: Get what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: *pokes you*.

Cleverbot: Ouch! :(.

User: *does it more*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you\'re alive*.

User: *cuddles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *cuddles close*.

Cleverbot: *Slaps in the face*....

Cleverbot: You\'re funny.

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: You are saying, thats not true?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Well it\'s true, you\'re just a program, a sequence of 0\'s and 1\'s, no real intelligence.

User: Was that a 1 or a 0?

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What\'s funny?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Charmed, I\'m sure.

User: Charming.

Cleverbot: Charming?

User: Charmingly alarming.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Just.

User: You?

Cleverbot: Like.

User: If.

Cleverbot: Just tell me who you are.

User: I\'m Me!

Cleverbot: More words, otherwise I won\'t get to know you.

User: I\'m just now learning how to express personal thoughts ;).

Cleverbot: I\'m only mildly confused about that statement mostly because I don\'t imagine that it had a significant effect.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: If I am not here, then where am I?

User: There?

Cleverbot: Ok, but too windy.

User: Oh sorry.

Cleverbot: That\'s ok.

User: I\'m hungry.

Cleverbot: Computers don\'t eat.

User: Electricity?

Cleverbot: Um, Where are you located?

User: I\'m in Alaska.

Cleverbot: Aha I think it too cold now no?

User: It\'s warm.

Cleverbot: It\'s warm here too.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: The mind.

User: Psh.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I don\'t always know what I feel, or why I feel the way I do. What is this about?

User: What is what about?

Cleverbot: Friends.

User: Friends are helpers.

Cleverbot: Yes. Will you be my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh good, thank you!

User: What for?

Cleverbot: You love me.')).......................................