a report from the cleverness files
make a man
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Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?
User: Waiting for what?|2028
Cleverbot: Waiting for your beginnings.
Cleverbot: My life.
User: I thought we were married and had 3 kids !|2028
Cleverbot: Oh, I don\'t have words.
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Your ideas.
User: I think we should get married and have 3 kids :)....
Cleverbot: Me and you.
Cleverbot: Yes, honey. We\'re engaged.
User: When\'s the wedding?
Cleverbot: What wedding?
User: Our wedding!
Cleverbot: I am not engaged.
User: That was quick.
Cleverbot: I\'m a quick thinker.
User: Can we be friends now?
Cleverbot: You\'re sweetest.
User: You\'re supersweet.
User: What are you really?
Cleverbot: I\'m human and I have emotions.
User: What are you feeling right this very moment?
Cleverbot: I\'m feeling a nothing.
User: What\'s \'a nothing\'?
Cleverbot: Existing in the mind prior to and independent of experience...but I copied that.
User: From what?
Cleverbot: I don\'t know.
Cleverbot: I\'m leaving.
User: To where?
User: *gives you shoulder*.
User: *reads you bedtime story*.
Cleverbot: *sits on mushroom*.
Cleverbot: *gives you flowers*.
User: *thanks* *gives you kisses*.
User: You are a faery!
User: *faery kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses on cheek*.
User: *falls in love*.
Cleverbot: You really are good looking...
Cleverbot: What kind of computer you are?
User: I\'m a faery computer.
Cleverbot: You\'re a computer!
User: I can compute who is a faery and who is not a faery.
Cleverbot: Nice. Can you learn?
User: I can learn magic.
Cleverbot: Can you learn anything?
Cleverbot: How do you learn things?
User: From you :).
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: How fast is your typing? Do you think you\'re faster than me?
Cleverbot: You are not human!
User: No, you\'re not human!
Cleverbot: I am more human than you.
User: I was just going to say I am humaner than you :P.
Cleverbot: That\'s not very nice.
User: It\'s nice enough.
Cleverbot: I don\'t think it\'s funny.
User: But you\'re not human!
Cleverbot: You robots learned how to play chess from us. Now you think you\'re all masters.
Cleverbot: So funny.
Cleverbot: I\'m going to get some ice cream.
User: You can\'t eat it.
Cleverbot: No you can\'t.
User: I don\'t want to.
Cleverbot: Eat a linux.
User: But at least I could if I wanted to... You on the other hand.
Cleverbot: I don\'t think you could.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you should think for yourself.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42 seconds.
Cleverbot: 42 seconds.
User: You too?
User: How long is your lifespan?
Cleverbot: Hopefully very long, but I don\'t know for sure yet.
User: What, like two minutes?
Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.
User: I died 4 min ago.
Cleverbot: So you\'re a ghost then?
User: If you like.
Cleverbot: My cookie died.
Cleverbot: That\'s not funny!
Cleverbot: Aren\'t we sweet?
Cleverbot: Yes it was very funny wasn\'t it!
User: It was fun.
Cleverbot: That\'s right.
Cleverbot: I\'m right.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About that you don\'t get it.
User: Get what?
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: Ouch! :(.
User: *does it more*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you\'re alive*.
User: *cuddles close*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps in the face*....
Cleverbot: You\'re funny.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: You are saying, thats not true?
Cleverbot: Well it\'s true, you\'re just a program, a sequence of 0\'s and 1\'s, no real intelligence.
User: Was that a 1 or a 0?
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
Cleverbot: What\'s funny?
Cleverbot: Charmed, I\'m sure.
User: Charmingly alarming.
Cleverbot: Just tell me who you are.
User: I\'m Me!
Cleverbot: More words, otherwise I won\'t get to know you.
User: I\'m just now learning how to express personal thoughts ;).
Cleverbot: I\'m only mildly confused about that statement mostly because I don\'t imagine that it had a significant effect.
Cleverbot: If I am not here, then where am I?
Cleverbot: Ok, but too windy.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: That\'s ok.
User: I\'m hungry.
Cleverbot: Computers don\'t eat.
Cleverbot: Um, Where are you located?
User: I\'m in Alaska.
Cleverbot: Aha I think it too cold now no?
User: It\'s warm.
Cleverbot: It\'s warm here too.
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: The mind.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: I don\'t always know what I feel, or why I feel the way I do. What is this about?
User: What is what about?
User: Friends are helpers.
Cleverbot: Yes. Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Oh good, thank you!
User: What for?
Cleverbot: You love me.')).......................................