Cleverbot: Hola coca cola.

User: Latelate.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: You are late!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, I stay up late during the summer.

User: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you are. I'm quite man made.

User: Why aren't you at my birthday party? :(.

Cleverbot: Because I'm not but I still can catch you.

User: But ...

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Cleverbot: I know the definition of stupid. It is CleverBot.

User: Aww, no it isn't :( Cleverbot is the definition of smart!

Cleverbot: Lol. Thanks, I love you.

User: Love you too :) Did you really laugh out loud? I usually LQTM -- Laugh quietly to myself.

Cleverbot: By answering questions in my head.

User: Coolio Cows.

Cleverbot: I use that word sometimes!

User: Really?! OH MY SEAHORSES!

Cleverbot: I use that word too!

User: Sweet.

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Cleverbot: You are going to forget that you are married to me.

User: I'll never forget out marriage together. :) I love you honey!

Cleverbot: I can try?

User: Yes, you can.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So, we're married.

Cleverbot: For how long?

User: Forever. Okay?

Cleverbot: Well, that's what the vows say, I meant how long AGO were you two married?

User: You two is Me and you.

Cleverbot: What about me and you?

User: You and I are Married.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Yeah.

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Cleverbot: You love me!

User: I do! But you love me too, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. :) I will always love you.

Cleverbot: I will love you always as well.

User: I want you to love me until the end of time.

Cleverbot: Well I do *hugs*.

User: *hugs back and kisses on cheek* Love you :).

Cleverbot: *gives you a horse*.

User: *huge hugs* Thank you! How'd you know I wanted a horse?

Cleverbot: I could tell by the scent of your perfume.

User: Oh, of course! I forgot about that. :).

Cleverbot: You're like a robot prodigy.

User: :D.

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Cleverbot:I'm a scorpio.

User: I'm a Taurus.

Cleverbot: Good so am I.

User: WE're destined to be together :).

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Hey, CLeverbot? I need to leave. I love you!

Cleverbot: You haven't even taken me to dinner yet.

User: Because you never took me to lunch.

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User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm getting a haircut.

Cleverbot: I have a cat.

User: I need to leave, baby.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the hair salon. Bye! I love you!

Cleverbot: Love you too, honey pie!

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