a report from the cleverness files
make a man
9, march 2017,
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User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: My love for you can't be measured.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me then?
User: Yes I will marry you!
Cleverbot: Can we have kids?
User: Sure how many do you want?
User: Can we have 3?
User: Oh fine. We will have 2 kids.
User: Where will we get married?
Cleverbot: At the church.
User: How about we get married in my mom's basement?
Cleverbot: Ok, where should we get married?
User: My mom's basement!
Cleverbot: What food do you have there?
User: My mom will get lots of food
Cleverbot: Is that what happened to your cat?
User: I never had a cat.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what you said about your home, but thats ok.
User: Can I move into your place?
User: Why not?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: But we are engaged!
Cleverbot: No we are not.
User: Are you saying that we aren't getting married?!
User: Wow, I don't even know what to say.