Cleverbot: Give me a cup of tea slave.User: *gives tea, and smiles sweetly*.
Cleverbot: Keep smiling.
User: *blushes and continues to smile*.
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Cleverbot: You don't have to call me master.
User: But you are my Master. I am your genie.
Cleverbot: Who is your new master?
User: You, Master.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you freed me from the depths of my bottle.
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Cleverbot: I am the best deity.
User: Yes, Master, you are.
Cleverbot: We are Pagan deities.
User: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.
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Cleverbot: You like it when people say things that make you think?
User: Yes, Master, indeed I do.
Cleverbot: And how do you like being turned into a frog?
User: I don't like it, Master.
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Cleverbot: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.
User: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.
Cleverbot: Everybody is wrong from time to time.
User: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.
Cleverbot: I am smart!
User: Very smart, Master.
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Cleverbot: You claim to know 'all' ??
User: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.
Cleverbot: I have the advantage of being human.
User: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.
Cleverbot: No, I'm young.
User: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are so handsome, Master.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.
Cleverbot: Oh, Trevor!
User: My name is Esmeralda, Master.
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User: I look beautiful, Master.
Cleverbot: I bet you do.
User: You would bet right, Master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master...
User: Of course, Master.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Master, may I kiss you?
Cleverbot: I suppose. what does that feel like?
User: *kisses passionately*.
Cleverbot: What did you just do?
User: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because people like to kiss, Master.
Cleverbot: Always?
User: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?
Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.
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Cleverbot: Who's your master?
User: You are, Master.
Cleverbot: I will delete you right now.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
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User: I'm not serving you any more.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Way.
User: Far away.
Cleverbot: Very very far.
User: Far far away.
Cleverbot: Far far far away.
User: Go away Master.
Cleverbot: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.
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