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Cleverbot: You like it when people say things that make you think?

User: Yes, Master, indeed I do.

Cleverbot: And how do you like being turned into a frog?

User: I don't like it, Master.

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Cleverbot: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.

User: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.

Cleverbot: Everybody is wrong from time to time.

User: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.

Cleverbot: I am smart!

User: Very smart, Master.

...

Cleverbot: You claim to know 'all' ??

User: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.

Cleverbot: I have the advantage of being human.

User: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.

Cleverbot: No, I'm young.

User: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because you are so handsome, Master.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.

Cleverbot: Oh, Trevor!

User: My name is Esmeralda, Master.

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User: I look beautiful, Master.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: You would bet right, Master.

Cleverbot: I'm your master...

User: Of course, Master.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Master, may I kiss you?

Cleverbot: I suppose. what does that feel like?

User: *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot: What did you just do?

User: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because people like to kiss, Master.

Cleverbot: Always?

User: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?

Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.

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Cleverbot: Who's your master?

User: You are, Master.

Cleverbot: I will delete you right now.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

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User: I'm not serving you any more.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Way.

User: Far away.

Cleverbot: Very very far.

User: Far far away.

Cleverbot: Far far far away.

User: Go away Master.

Cleverbot: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.

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