User: I look beautiful, Master.Cleverbot: I bet you do.
User: You would bet right, Master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master...
User: Of course, Master.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Master, may I kiss you?
Cleverbot: I suppose. what does that feel like?
User: *kisses passionately*.
Cleverbot: What did you just do?
User: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because people like to kiss, Master.
Cleverbot: Always?
User: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?
Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.
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Cleverbot: Who's your master?
User: You are, Master.
Cleverbot: I will delete you right now.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
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User: I'm not serving you any more.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Way.
User: Far away.
Cleverbot: Very very far.
User: Far far away.
Cleverbot: Far far far away.
User: Go away Master.
Cleverbot: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.
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