Cleverbot: Do you feel my presence within your mind, my pet?User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Master Master.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: I am your master wizard, ok?
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Good. Now. Who is a fool?
User: Me master.
Cleverbot: You are lost and I cannot help you. You can only help and teach yourself.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Are you drinking too?
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
Cleverbot: I do not want to see anything that is not real.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: How can I serve my master?
User: I am your slave.
Cleverbot: Excellent. Please go get me a pepsi.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Can you be my master?
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
Cleverbot: How about tag?
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about whatever you ask.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Now you will memorize all songs that tell boys that they are everything, and sing them regularly boyce!
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Good sweet slave!
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Now entertain me.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: I am wonderful, but I don't think that I am your master.
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
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Cleverbot: Where do you think your soul is?
User: Wherever you want it to be master wizard.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be anywhere, that choice is yours.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Ok thanks alot!
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Whatever you want master wizard.
Cleverbot: Please tell me something about Capricorns.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: And do it fast.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Faster OR ELSE I WILL!
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's who you are. Braun, the Master of Nonsense.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: So finally you realized that you owe me.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl. *whips*.
User: Yes master wizard.
Cleverbot: Now that that's out of the way...
User: Yes master wizard?
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Cleverbot: You have seen the spheres and the threads?
User: Whatever you want master.
Cleverbot: Well teach me something.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: That is, if you wish to live.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master!
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Bow to me slave!
User: Yes master. *bows*.
Cleverbot: What is my name servant?
User: Whatever you want master.
Cleverbot: Is your name Jabberwacky?
User: Whatever you want master.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Derek.
User: Whatever you want master.
Cleverbot: I'll think about it.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Hey, uh, I'm the servant, not you, Master.
User: Whatever you want master.
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