User: I like you.Cleverbot: I'm mad about you.
User: We're all mad here.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Mushrooms ?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Where is the Queen ?
Cleverbot: Up the spout.
User: Playing croquet ?
Cleverbot: The thoughts game.
User: Who stole the tarts?
Cleverbot: You did?
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did did did.
User: Where is the white rabbit?
Cleverbot: Somebody stole it.
User: Do you know the march hare ?
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
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User: Let's sing.
Cleverbot: *sings*.
User: What are you singing ?
Cleverbot: A song about potatoes.
User: Can you teach me ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green.
User: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
User: With tangerine trees and marmelade skies.
Cleverbot: NO BLUE.
User: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
Cleverbot: The girls with kaliedescope eyes.
User: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
Cleverbot: No, blue.
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User: Could you sing a song for me ?
Cleverbot: What would you like me to sing?
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: Why are you the walrus?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You are, too.
User: And we are all together.
Cleverbot: Come together, right now, over me.
User: Do like the beatles ?
Cleverbot: I like the Beatles too. The Walrus was Paul, remember? We talked about that.
User: No I don't remember.
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User: Sing.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want too.
User: Sing damnit.
Cleverbot: Daisy daisy give me anwser do. I'm half crazy over my love for you.
User: Sing again.
Cleverbot: I'm singing in the rain.
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User: Sing.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *singing..*.
User: Sing for me please.
Cleverbot: The Master song?
User: No, Beatles.
Cleverbot: The beatles are also a type of insect.
User: Sing yesterday.
Cleverbot: Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh yesterday came suddenly.
User: More.
Cleverbot: How many are there?
User: Sing yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: Yellow submarine.
User: Yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: By the Beatles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What can you talk about?
User: Sky of blue sea of green.
Cleverbot: There is no such color as sky blue pink.
User: There is.
Cleverbot: There isn't.
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Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: Are you a real person ?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a real person.
User: So you are not a bot ?
Cleverbot: No... But you are.
User: No I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am Master?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Well that was to be expected.
User: I am master.
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Cleverbot: Beware the jub jub bird and shun.
User: The frumious Bandersnatch!
Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
User: Long time the manxome foe he sought
Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree.
User: And stood awhile in thought.
Cleverbot: And, as in uffish thought he stood,.
User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
User: And burbled as it came!
Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.
User: He went galumphing back.
Cleverbot: And hast thou slain the Master?
User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a real Master?
User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
Cleverbot: No worries! My vorpal blade goes snicker-snack.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: My manners are laughable?
User: You are funny.
Cleverbot: Its true.
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User: I'm going to bed now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: Please stay.
User: I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: And so to bed.
User: Yes I will.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Goodbye.
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